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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required "Drunk as a skunk" Flimsy after whimsy Flunk and debunk Or mastered getting "plastered" "Tipsy as a gypsy" Sunk like a monk Miss nights out "on the p*ss" We shan't blush...can't hush Us as we gush about the rush Bliss to kiss the alcoHOLE abyss Have a crush on the plush Flush flights of a proper "lush" Grinned while you sinned Smile..getting in a right mess Room spinned ... plans binned Betting the style's "blotto" lotto Pinned motto bless the "legless" Jolly golly gosh "sloshed" What beats "3 sheets to the wind" Need a slash..have to crash After being out on the lash "Smashed"..bish bash boshed 'Off your trolley" wally or dolly Bedazzled frazzle on the razzle Laughter after a dafter shindig swig On the "sozzle"..off his head ..off to bed Reason for that big red schnozzle Let's be frank those who get "tanked" Get thanked...no..blanked & spanked Don't deride those who decide To get plied with or "pie eyed" with pride Have a tiff with those who chose skew whiff No need upsetting or fretting Over a drunkard with a tankard Rum dumb herbert on the sherbert Woozy boozy floozy doozy Getting whistle whetting "wanker*d" Abuser..winner or loser The boon of the last saloon All soon forgetting having hankered For.. then regretting that final boozer "Wasted"...sauce basted I stammered Could've plucked for being "f**cked" Decoded it besetting with maybe "loaded" Why's he passed on the class "rat-arsed" Not fussed..nonplussed he cussed Sussed just with mates getting 'hammered" So don’t muzzle the "guzzler" Cripple the ripple of the "tippler" Can’t match "down the hatch" Or sip & sup..because "bottom’s up" No frowning cake-hole sold on downing Beer.. .neck oil by heck will spoil our laughing gear Crowning the glory or gory story Comedy gold told of being "arsehol*d" Ickle fickle wee "pickled" trickle tickle Temptation of a nifty sneaky shifty Iffy & squiffy in a jiffy veneration Don't be piddly about diddly while tiddly They might from afar mutter Wot a nutter...one too many jars One too many bars ..not caring...I would utter Have a flutter...I’m lying in the gutter Rego & I flying while staring at the stars
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