Crazy Thoughts
It's been estimated that at any one time
One per cent of the world is drunk
Actually thought it'd be a whole lot higher
My friends are always drunk as a skunk
World's shortest man was 20 inches tall
Had to have his Jockeys specially made
Wives want more sex in their romance novels
Guys have got it made in the shade
Half of Americans over age fifty-five
No longer possess their own choppers
Be careful if you get into a fight with one
They'll gum you to death right proper
In a average lifetime, humans usually eat
About sixty thousand pounds of food
That's equal to the weight of six elephants
Or 300 people in the nude
The average person walks the equivalent
Of twice round the world 'fore they die
No wonder we all feel so totally pooped out
Pretty amazing between you and I
© Jack Ellison 2015
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