Long Ditsy Poems

Horn Combined Not Maligned Haiku

Cat is not a pain
Over house has a free rein
Which is domain.

I did discover,
To interrupt is corrupt;
Always done abrupt.

Is agitator
Also manipulator;
Even a traitor.

Between is schism;
Nationalist populism;
Read in catechism.

Was on Morning show...

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I’m slipping again,
Just like I always do.
I am slipping back into the darkness.

I was sitting in class with groups, but I was nothing, 
I am nothing. 
The girls were laughing and talking about prom,
And all...

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About these ditsy moments - I’m blonde, I have a few,
but there is one real cringer I think I’ll share with you.
Before I do, please promise me though, that you will not laugh
as the tale...

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Promises, Are Sacred
So Is A Sworn Oath Or Vow
That Is Why I’m Very Careful
To Just Say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’, Now …              ...

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Hot and sweaty after mowing the lawn,
Checking out tool for job this weekend,
A combination miter saw was the fiend.
I was getting frustrated doing adjustments.
Working on getting the right bevel aligned.
It would not swivel to a...

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Ditsy moment, wow!
This takes me back a few years
I think I was aged about twelve
It left my father in tears

It was on a summers morning
I was sound asleep in bed
Subconsciously I heard my father shout
And...

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While Judge Bradley Stevens was on a plane to Chicago,
there would be a delightful, but ditsy blonde he got to know.
A new hostess named Joan was on her first flight.
She was awkward and clumsy, and...

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hey there i'm fair no there; yes dear,
ill always care no matter where.
you kick me in my derriere,
but there i'd be i will be there.
hey you see me for who i am,
and where i do...

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I don't like anyone, especially you.
Some are still up in the clouds, next to you.
My eyes avert you, down on my knees
Drink till I ache, ditsy-stole
knock on the red door
I don't even like you,
against the...

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Sometimes you wreck my brain
Twist it, bend it, snap it
You make me go insane
My brain trips, falls, and makes a racket

You make me feel tipsy
I can’t walk, talk, or feel
You make me kind of ditsy
I...

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