Long Dead duck Poems

This is not my world, this is not my day
Why can't I just run away?
I'll never come back, never be in your way
You'll never have to worry about my stupid, ugly face.
Here I go, watch...

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An old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as a fencer

When attending her first fencing class
A man scored a...

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7/29/21
"30"

While seeing lifeforms scurry
Heard it all from a little birdie
This morning the birds extra chirpy
Can't take too long, got to hurry
In order to make the best of this journey

Got to hold on sturdy
And stack up...

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3/31/22


Quick to judge and think less of us
Too many petty s
It all was over twenty bucks

Only one way to find out is your best enough
Go ahead and test your luck

To the fallen souls, rest up
Refusing...

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Funny talk... "diddly squat"
Means basically nothing to me!
Where do these words come from?
Do they grow these things on trees?

What a joke... "a pig in a poke"
Fooled unsuspecting buyers!
Instead of a piggy inside the bag
Twas a...

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A lady took her duck to the Vet!
He examined the duck, then he said,
"I'm sorry Miss, to inform you,
but I'm afraid, your pet duck is dead!"

"I find it hard, to believe you!
Is there no more...

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I tried to twist and turn it,
but no result so far i could see.
My ring is tight and aching,
my finger wants to be free.

i was happy on the day...
my ring slipped into my finger.
Topping my...

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He stood in his corner, waiting to start, 
I was going to make this a work of art,  
He swung a punch, and I blocked it well,  
Then I punched him, with the...

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From the lips of a saint
Escaped innocence-reducing ‘’,
As he sought to clearly paint
A scene of Twisted Luck:
A doubly exploded truck
Some bandits had brazenly struck…

From the lips of a saint
The sometimes hair-raising ‘’.
That would sparkling innocence...

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