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Dead Duck

A lady took her duck to the Vet! He examined the duck, then he said, "I'm sorry Miss, to inform you, but I'm afraid, your pet duck is dead!" "I find it hard, to believe you! Is there no more tests, you can do?" He opened the door, then he told her, "I'll be back in a minute or two." He came back with a Black Lab Retriever, and a cat, that was part black and white. They both sniffed the Duck, from head to foot, then the Vet says, "they proved I was right!" He then, gave the lady his bill! One hundred and fifty, it read! She replied, "you're charging me that much, just to tell me, my pet duck is dead?" "If you believed me, from the beginning, your bill, would be just twenty bucks! But, with the Lab report, and the Cat Scan, I'm afraid, you're just out of luck!"

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Date: 3/19/2015 12:26:00 PM
RALPH, Congratulations on your awesome win..... Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 4/30/2014 9:19:00 PM
RALPH, this is a sweet win:) Congratulations, <3 always ~SKAT~ <3
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Date: 4/26/2014 7:24:00 PM
Congrats for your win with this funny retelling of a great internet joke. It's such a funny one.
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Date: 4/26/2014 8:31:00 AM
Thank you for the smiles Ralph, ,Congratulations. <3 Thank you so much for supporting my contest. If you like, -stop by my latest blog "Dinner Date" Enjoy the tiny tribute to all the winning poems. Here's the link, just in case you're one of the new poets. http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=22220&PoetID=18720 ***Have a Nice Day*** LINDA
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Date: 3/18/2013 1:33:00 PM
Ralph, I enjoyed this humorous poem of yours! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 3/10/2013 10:42:00 PM
Wonderful write and win. Many Congrats.
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Date: 3/10/2013 4:20:00 PM
lol. Nice one Ralph. You always manage to amuse me. Good work, my friend. :)
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Date: 3/10/2013 8:34:00 AM
Absolutely precious! We'll be laughing for a week over that one!
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Date: 3/9/2013 7:41:00 PM
Ralph. thank you for the nice and simple smile :-) "CONGRATULATIONS!" and goodnight xox...PD
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Date: 8/14/2011 6:04:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your poem making it to first round competition in PS contest ..luv.. good luck.
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Date: 8/4/2011 7:41:00 AM
Congratulations on your poetry making it through round one in the PoetrySoup International Poetry contest. I wish you the best in the final round Ralph. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/3/2011 8:55:00 PM
Haha this is great! Congrats on making it through the first round! Best of luck!
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Date: 8/3/2011 7:36:00 PM
Cute:) Congrats and good luck Ralph!
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Date: 6/5/2011 5:17:00 AM
Old joke turned into a poem. I do this too from time to time. You did good on this one. Mike
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Date: 6/3/2011 11:50:00 AM
LOL, Many congrats on your win, Ralph : )
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Date: 6/3/2011 11:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Poet Destroyer's contest Ralph. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/3/2011 8:33:00 AM
hahaha very witty with that Lab report & cat scan-- super enjoyed reading this Ralph :) Super congrats on your awesome win :)
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Date: 6/3/2011 8:19:00 AM
Charming, witty and very funny! Kudos on that one!
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Date: 6/3/2011 7:55:00 AM
Cute joke, and cute poem!!! Congrats, to you....hats off to you too !!!
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Date: 6/3/2011 7:19:00 AM
hahahaaaa... Congratulations. This is funny :)
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Date: 6/3/2011 6:05:00 AM
congrats on your excellent entry into the contest Luv*Skat
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Date: 6/3/2011 5:58:00 AM
My congratulations on the first place win in the contest of p.d., Ralph
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Date: 6/3/2011 4:30:00 AM
cheeky! this is a great contest, loads of fun, congrats on your win.
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Date: 6/2/2011 9:23:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your great win with this super funny poem.. enjoyed a while ago ..more enjoyment reading again luv.. super write.. u are the King of Funny on PS...
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Date: 6/2/2011 9:05:00 PM
Ralph, ~ CONGRATULATIONS!! In my contest, and thanks for always supporting my contest. I had a great time reading and judging every entry in my contest. Thanks for being among all my chosen winners. have a great one,.. Poet D.
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