Long Cuomo Poems

Hey America, what do ya think of your Pres now?
Still think he’s a moderate?
Still think the virus came from a bat?
Still think your child needs to wear a mask?
Still think Jan 6 Committee isn’t a...

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New York, New York, the road in the fork  
   of the events, the places and folks who've buttered the pork

Like Rockefeller, Moynihan and Andrew Cuomo
   Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong,...

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Dear Governor Newsom:


What a moronic, Fascist leader, you are!
Controller of COVID~
Hear me chortling  from afar!
You have in no way flattened, the curve,
You lying moron, you are totally absurd!

California has had cases, but none like 
New...

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~Seasonal darkness descends~ 


Smiling pumpkin faces soon will be at our front doors,
Though children in California may not celebrate Halloween 
anymore!

Will our Christmas and Christ, not be allowed too?
Like Orthodox Jews in NYC, is religion...

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D. Trump
     we dumped

     Ted Cruz
     you lose

     Cuomo
     should go

    ...

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You may well ask where am I,
Am I engaged or fully checked out,
Take a seat, happy to clarify,
Placate your mind, dispel any doubt.

I'm Biding my time and that's not a joke,
Giving the old guy time...

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We drove the brand-new Tappan Zee;
It’s modern and it’s sleek.
Only one direction’s finished;
It’s been open for a week.

The other side will join the club
Real soon and when it does,
The river will look very different
From the...

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My husband and I have a perfect routine
In the stay-at-home days caused by Covid-19.
Our apartment’s not big – bedroom, kitchen and bath
And a living room – 3 and ½. (Do the math.)

We alternate times in...

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The governor’s accusers
Say he acted in a way
That made them cringe and naturally,
He has to somehow pay.

All three of them reported 
Language seeming to suggest
A kiss or maybe more would be
Enjoyed at his behest.

He touched...

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....BREAKING NEWS

     BREAKING NEWS......


Bye, Bye, Chris Cuomo!
Gee, no tears will be in my ale!

Such be the high cost, 
To keep brother, Andrew out of jail.
Now, you can both go to MSNBC!

And...

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                  ~ Tears on My Star of David ~




When a Jew is killed or attacked, I don't turn my...

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Crazy Cuomo just molested New Yorkers one final time
(hopefully)
by commuting the sentences of four convicted murderers...
If putting covid-19 positive patients back into nursing homes 
wasn't enough(or the subsequent coverup)
or the sexual harassment of dozens of...

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At the government’s insistence
We must keep our social distance.
Walk outdoors and cross the street
If someone’s closer than six feet.

Stores control who goes inside
So they’re not over-occupied.
Bars and restaurants have closed
Because of contact risks they posed.

Not...

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Through it all, this crazy season,
There has been one voice of reason:
Andrew Cuomo, New York’s guv,
A Democrat we all can love.

He gives us info, up-to-date
And all he does communicate
Is done with calm and strength and...

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