Long Crabby Poems
Long Crabby Poems. Below are the most popular long Crabby by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Crabby poems by poem length and keyword.
The Ivory Castle Ii,Once upon a time, there was a castle made of pure ivory. Pillars pale and barren holding a surface of grace and elegance. This castle was the home of a mighty unicorn named Stardust. She...
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Categories:
crabby, adventure, child, fun, silly,
Form:
Narrative
Story About Santa ContestSponsor: Carol Eastman
Long before Christmas had become a jolly folklore,
I met a grandfatherly man...
He was clean shaven, tiny and crabby,
And always wore a floppy black suit, his name was Mr. Atnas.
See, I was at such...
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Categories:
crabby, christmas, joy, nature,
Form:
Free verse
The Legend of Talos, Sero and JackLegend has it that six hundred years ago, lived a creature of the wild. His name was Talos. He held the strength of a bear yet wore the coat of a fox. He was deep...
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Categories:
crabby, children, courage, myth,
Form:
Narrative
No ClueThis poor dope needs to work on his memory -
Early one morning while me and the wife were lying in bed…in the raw…
She caught me staring at what I would feel was the cutest...
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Categories:
crabby, anger, funny, humor, marriage, memory,
Form:
Verse
Chief Egalitarian Garbage Taster Ie White TrashChief egalitarian garbage taster i.e. “white trash”
As Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got brilliant idea
for sole son dressed
uniquely rubbish qua
putrid offal getup.
Missus Shaner (talon clawed,
shriveled relic...
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Categories:
crabby, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th
Form:
Free verse
Men, Yes, We Became MenWhat have we become?
We who used to sit in my bedroom
listening to Beatles records on headphones.
We spoke...
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Categories:
crabby,
Form:
Free verse
The Hen HouseCooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I met
which achey, flaky, kooky motley crue
disgruntlement fed as peevish...
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Categories:
crabby, care, class, environment, farewell, grave, nostalgia, retirement,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Sylvia's Double LifeShe bustles
her boys out of bed
grouse, groan, growl
groggy gripes
snarky snipes, as they squabble
their way to breakfast
Packs their lunch
crunch, smack, munch, they eat
hurry boys-
catch the bus
flurry and fuss all the way
outdoors, scuffing floors
She sighs, so
relieved, can't...
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Categories:
crabby, crazy, fun, humor, humorous, mother, people, perspective,
Form:
Free verse
Crabby Old ManThis poem was written by an old man who died in the geriatric
Ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Neb. He left nothing
Of value, only this poem which I thought had...
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Categories:
crabby, lifeme, heart, old, heart, love, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
What Do You SeeI found this old poem while helping to clean out a house that was vacant. I hope you
don't mind that I didn't write it but it was too awesome not to post. Enjoy--------
...
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Categories:
crabby, angst, confusion, death, devotion, faith, family, happiness,
Form:
Narrative
Witch HuntThere was an old lady, a frumpy old bag
who people called horrid, a witch and a hag
And 'though she was ugly and danced 'mid moonbeams
all was not quite as it might've then seemed
Old-fashioned black clothing...
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Categories:
crabby, community, humor, humorous, people, prejudice, society, solitude,
Form:
Rhyme
The Field Trip To the Civic CenterDo not be self-conscious or anything, but I have got my big ,rotatorof an eye on you.
I know your mama and yourdad, and I’m willing to let them know if you are not being true.
I...
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Categories:
crabby, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Players So ShortPlayers So Short
Even if my players are still so short,
Can count on God when on the court;
Defend and depend,
Until very end;
Trough trials and tribulations did support.
Jim Horn
Will Believe and Receive
.
Remember when in God we always...
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Categories:
crabby, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
A Right and Jolly ChristmasI dream of a right and jolly Christmas
I don’t dream of a white or snowy Christmas
It’s very slippery and treacherous when it snows
To go to church, I wear leather shoes
And it’s easy to fall and...
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Categories:
crabby, celebration, christmas, dream, fun, inspiration, jesus, love,
Form:
Rhyme
TeachersTeachers, Teachers.
Teachers Teach us.
They give us speeches and praise us like Jesus
But they're not holy, swag.
They cater solely, for themselves;So selfish.
Some are rude and crabby;So shellfish.
There are fat teachers, black teacherswhite teachers, nice teachersmean...
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Categories:
crabby, anxiety, depression, imagination, inspirational, rap, rights, school,
Form:
Free verse
The Modern Pirates LifeOut apon the sea.
Its hard to catch some relife.
Or find some time to set willy free.
It's a priates life no need to back your
bags.
Just grab a pint.
When in port avoid the sea hags.
Swab the...
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Categories:
crabby, funnyold, time, sea, old, sea, time,
Form:
Limerick
Circumstances of Financial HardshipHub bomb bin hubble emotional wreckage
tell tale signs of internal war
ah, there moost be lifelong conspiracy
afoot for a Galician voar
try as I might to Lyft myself
out of penury...this Uber
scribe reckons way back when,
my life took...
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Categories:
crabby, 6th grade, 7th grade, boy, hate, obituary,
Form:
Bio
Everyone Needs a Mansion NowPhotographers on the lawn were making such a fuss
Woke me up to tell me I was now in Queen of every country.
You mean in this hemisphere? I asked them. But no….
They meant I was Her...
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Categories:
crabby, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Free verse
Snow White and the Seven DorksA magic mirror told the queen that Snow White was the fairest in the land!
This put Her Majesty in a terrible snit and to the woods she had her banned!
She hired a hit man to...
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Categories:
crabby, funnyhome, snow, home, snow,
Form:
Rhyme
She Was Apologetic For Being AliveShe was lovely, a beautiful kind soul, giving, loving, generous, but also apologetic for being alive.
Her light gray eyes danced and pranced, and her laugh was hearty when you got to know her.
Lots of people...
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Categories:
crabby, addiction, drug,
Form:
Free verse
The HermitThe Hermit
Part 1
Beyond Two Sullen Hill, not too far away,
Lives a solitary man, bitter, old and grey.
Known as the Hermit with heart of cold,
His life of unpleasantness is often told.
Many believe you would turn to...
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Categories:
crabby, character, humanity, hurt, sad, solitude, sorrow, war,
Form:
Rhyme
February 12 2006So young and so in love
in a marriage from above-
Countless surgeries on my
ovaries,
How much can one woman
...
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Categories:
crabby, beautiful, birth, blessing, daughter,
Form:
Rhyme
Crabby Walking Through the AbbeyWe are going on a trip to the British Isles
and Channel Island of Guernsey and Normandy.
This sure should be quite a cruise. Here is my
first poem I am writing about it even though I
have not...
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Categories:
crabby, encouraging, fun, london,
Form:
Couplet
The Perils of Medicating a Cat'Tis well known that when medicating cats they can become rather crabby,
So, this free advice is provided when feeding pills to the family tabby.
As if holding a baby, cradle the cat in the crook of...
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Categories:
crabby, animalscat,
Form:
Rhyme
His First and Only PastorateThe young and eager parson had completed his seminary education.
He girded his loins to battle sin and lead the wayward to salvation!
The pastoral selection committee after a long and deliberate search,
Invited him to pastor at...
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Categories:
crabby, faith
Form:
Rhyme