Long Chutzpah Poems
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Au Revoir Oh Perilous Freedom
Au revoir oh perilous freedom...
Since pledging my troth
to the missus July 25th, 1996
after the comma error
punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium.
Ever since the notions
of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness
coalesced within the mindscape
attributed to one
or more...
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Categories:
chutzpah, age, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
Letter To Taeljejohn
uncomfortableness, and hesitation arose that you might reassess a possibility for friendship or.... whatever with me.
A disappointment set in place in the event that based on some facet of my being (inexplicable flaws within this...
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Categories:
chutzpah, angel, beauty, devotion, friendship, history, introspection, life,
Form:
Narrative
Negligent Grooming Habits Unbridled
Negligent grooming habits unbridled
Apathy toward mine personal hygiene
i.e. relinquishing attention
linkedin with bare toiletries,
cuz I rarely spruced myself up
nor never maple leave
to cease being hard nut to crack
and rendered adopted
couture modus operandi
of yours truly shabby chic
figurative...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 11th grade, 12th grade, betrayal, care, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
Once again, yours truly takes poetic license
Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.
Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
before long tête-à-tête escalates in2 Kanipshin
whereby the Army National Guard gets called
World War III...
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Categories:
chutzpah, adventure, age, america, angel, appreciation, celebration, cool,
Form:
Free verse
Malfeasance of my money
Malfeasance of my money
which perpetrators most likely find quite funny
Super bastards and sons of es wantonly deceive
easily earning the sobriquet nefarious charlatans heave
vainly doing devilish deeds done dirt cheap and leave
a broke bloke (such as...
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Categories:
chutzpah, abuse, anger, angst, anti bullying, august, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem
Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem
Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed courtesy scholar
really...a boot nuttin
butta an overrated allay
zee good for...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 12th grade, adventure, angst, appreciation, autumn, break
Form:
Rhyme
Back To You Billy, For Ways I Whiled Away Herding Ennui
Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui
Ah...a flood of memories wash over
this anointed Goatama Boo Da,
whose respected G.O.A.T status
among generic green acres,
which swathed across Highland Manor
analogous to petty coat...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 12th grade, 1st grade, age, animal, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023
IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic
warming me body electric
courtesy an outsize
warm brimful...
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Categories:
chutzpah, absence, adventure, april, farewell, fate, heartbroken, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Incessant flagellation no longer torments nor assails psyche of mine
Incessant flagellation no longer torments nor assails psyche of mine...
until courtesy amazing grace interceded
in the doggone guise
of Canis lupus familiaris
unwittingly timely deliverance
videre licet as an unconditionally loving
emotional support animal.
Emotional and financial crucifixion
synonymous with...
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Categories:
chutzpah, adventure, angel, anger, anxiety, blessing, crush, death,
Form:
Free verse
A Trite Nihilistic Occasion
A Trite Nihilistic Occasion
This doodling Yankee
(boot noah dandy)
doth newt lack chutzpah,
tries to finagle Fitbit
fitting figurative footwear,
that ideally Fitzhugh
like custom made glove snugly,
terrifically, unequivocally matching,
thence...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form:
Free verse
True Fake Story of a Vita Man Junky
True "FAKE" Story Of A Vita Man Junky
(any resemblance between this poem,
and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)
Ruthlessly abuzz in my mind
loosed another idea
for a poem asper
(wren)...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 12th grade, 9th grade, magic, men, smart,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...
(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental).
Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager...
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Categories:
chutzpah, absence, adventure, confusion, humorous, march, missing,
Form:
Rhyme
Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised March 10th, 2022
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...
Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross-shire,
historic region of Ross
and Cromarty, northeast
coast of Scotland).
Somehow postiche...
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Categories:
chutzpah, absence, america, appreciation, beauty, character, england, farewell,
Form:
Rhyme
A Trite Nihilistic Occasion - Part One
This doodling Yankee (boot noah dandy)
doth newt lack chutzpah,
tries to finagle Fitbit fitting figurative footwear,
that ideally Fitzhugh
like custom made glove snugly,
terrifically, unequivocally matching,
thence handily solving Finger hut issue,
when...
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Categories:
chutzpah, deep, earth, fantasy, goodbye, holocaust, humanity,
Form:
I do not know?
Argh, I never got muffin top before why now
Argh, I ne'er got muffin top before - why now!?
Once upon a time yours truly did allow
himself to consume anything in sight
eats of mine in the mein
included an assortment of chow.
Impossible firm me
(read...
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Categories:
chutzpah, adventure, age, angst, appreciation, body, food, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Jofra vs Burmrah the crown jewel duel
Is there any other sort of sport.. that can hold a candle to having to handle
Getting caught in the ripsnort onslaught scandal…as speedsters hold court
Fraught as they face a serious deleterious imperious express pace ace
At...
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Categories:
chutzpah, sports,
Form:
Prose Poetry
You Can Create the World
Peace?
No, not in the halls of Congress!
And no, not in the fractious halls
of the United Nations.
Nor in major city streets.
And no I can't demand you fall
down and adore me simply
because of the color of...
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Categories:
chutzpah, culture, mental health,
Form:
Free verse
Mythologized Sun Child Persona Incarnate
Mythologized sun child persona incarnate
Self actualization materialized
like ghost that came back to haunt me!
Figurative silver lining gleaned
from hyperawareness encompassing
great proportion of my existence.
Agonizing enlightenment points
to realization sweeping across avast...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, abuse,
Form:
Free verse
Framing Godless Humble Ideology
Atheistic beneficent credo,
dogmatically evokes fundamental
gnostic humanistic invocations,
joyously kickstarting literary
métier, native oeuvre
pulsating quintessentially,
rudimentary schema
traversing utilitarian vectors,
winsomely xing yore zen.
* * * * ...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 11th grade, 12th grade, meaningful, mirror, perspective,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Gonifs and gossips revisited
Gonifs and gossips revisited
since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...
Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
harmless though one reside here,
when off his meds goes berserk
here at...
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Categories:
chutzpah, abuse, adventure, anger, animal, anniversary, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Sugar, Spice, Soul
SUGAR, SPICE, SOUL
Oh, yes~ my friends, that is what poet friends are made of!!
Givers, in the main, not takers. You can count on their constancy.
They read you more than once a year....
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Categories:
chutzpah, appreciation, encouraging, friendship, poetry, poets, truth,
Form:
Narrative
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot desperation
finds me cent less,
Thus i pray
for divine intercession, this...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 11th grade, 12th grade, 4th grade, 7th
Form:
ABC
Strikingly Crafty Logomaniac Presents
Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...
what else... his trademark blatherskite!
While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
thus yours truly couches, kneads, sports...
his imponderable matted
swiftly styled balderdash
noah intent to kindle
potential ark enemy, nor abash
please pardon your
garden...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 11th grade, 12th grade, beauty, creation, humorous,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
The Howling Winds of March
The howling winds of March
Furious gusts of air
mightily blow bestirring anchored poet
sitting comfortably numb
securely strapped in his hard to maneuver
easy bath chair
while all around him debris
strewn helter skelter everywhere
heavy objects unmoored
pirouetting topsy turvy
defying laws of...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, cry,
Form:
Rhyme
Punctuation Police Patrol
Dictionary in hand Bobbies
manned state of the spy craft created
strategic peripheral outposts
a comma dated,
(sans syntax garnered monies) equated
justifiable to build galley ma free
...
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Categories:
chutzpah, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse