Long Bull in a china shop Poems

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary 
after Grahame Wood 
determined to meet 
the evolving needs of the community 
opened the first Wawa Food Market 
in Folsom,...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again

Even when iron not red hot, 
I implement non customary quarks 
regarding foreigner rather cold as ice
namely delinquent outsize credit card debt 
mandates yours truly, 
a cheesy survivor who rem: members...

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I know a girl more broken than the aftermath of a bull in a china shop. She knows that her pain wont stop, so instead of trying to fix that, she only ever tries to...

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A man of few words, my father taught by example.
The best thing he showed me
was to set my standards high
and to be my own judge - 
always modest never defiant or arrogant.

If something needed doing...

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Captain Kuni-Lemel strikes again
(even when iron not hot, but rather cold as ice)

Yours truly a day late dollar short
dollars to donuts bonafide klutz
living testes mint procreative
seminal squirt biological reproduction,
could never conceive to abort
despite countless occasions,

I...

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When is ‘Almost Good Enough’
  never good enough?

When is ‘Clearly Not Enough’
  an ounce more than enough?

When is ‘Almost What You Need’
  the most you’ll ever have?

When is ‘It’s Not Only That’
...

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Why is ‘Almost Good Enough’
  never what you need?

Why is ‘Clearly Not Enough’
  an ounce more than you deserve?

Why is ‘Almost What You Need’
  the most you’ll ever have?

Why is ‘It’s Not...

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It’s time to clock in and start up the vacuum.
This cash collector has walked into the room.
Dropping the balances like bombs from a B52.
Improving aged receivables and contacts too.

Repairing rifts with customers withholding payment.
Making sure...

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I was listening to David Bowie's Life On Mars, I love his music and his lyrics too, and for it gave me the idea for this (It's just a bit of fun.  No offence...

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In the marrow of our bones,
politics is inscribed,
an ancient script of dominance and submission,
etched deep in the bedrock of our being.

We are actors on a stage,
where every gesture, every word,
is charged with meaning,
where power is...

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Try talking to me without instant interruption, 
I may get a lil’ excited and try to guess your next words-
I am known to do this beyond human consumption, 
and I may come off rude or...

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I’ll pay you for a hamburger next Tuesday                        Getting rid of consignment...

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Nigeria has become like a ware in a jumble sale 
Or I'd say a boat that's in need of a bail
A nation that once kept abreast of great countries with aplomb
Is now sitting wobbly on...

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‘The food’s a little spicy’ ~
   Is there a fire extinguisher in the house?

‘She’s got a figure to die for’ ~
   Somewhere under those layers of flab.

‘He’s aggressive, and that’s what...

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GET’ER DONE 


I don’t like a bragging bigot,
Tall in stature, but in class, a midget

A man of faith, a fool to some
But at least a man who’ll get’er done.

I don’t like a man, who’s mouth...

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The circus has come to town
   Washington D.C., its prime playground
Congress on the brink of a nervous breakdown
   Screaming at President Trump to step down

Donald J. Trump stands center stage
 ...

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A slight hesitation
Overlooking what's written
Need yet unfilled
Something tastes different
Aggravation, is this all we get to be?
I am somewhere else, same destination
So bitter, not sweet
Taking words from situations
Placing them into sections
Inhale this treat
"Fortune favors the brave"
Remain...

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Sharp as a whip, and not really drunk,
the drunken monk
has the sober monkey on his back.
A cylinder of mighty words
chained to a cylinder of craft and trickery,
behold the clever nunchucks,
I don’t follow the trickery, perhaps...

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Imaginations fun and free
From simple things to really fancy
Your mind just escapes somewhere new
Like when pigs are flying over you
With wings spread out sharing the sky
With elephants sharing the sky
An umbrella you will need
It will...

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