Long Boing Poems

Indirect interference into interesting iconographic inked inner initiative is not a carefully stepping clam, a carved tree cake nor a dune of a moon. Taking no bistro out for a walk or a cafeteria for...

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Circus Clown

Roll up! Roll up!
The circus is in town,
"Damn the weird and wonderful,
 we've come to see the clown".

First, ladies and gentlemen
An amazing double-act to see,
Two fat ladies codgitating
Psychedelic Imagery.

Bearded children flying,
On a razor sharp...

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Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib,
but blubbers like a landlubber
at sea treading water donned with bib
(that doubles as yellow
spongy bobbing life jacket)

furiously doing doggy paddle
riding the next tidal wave
hoop fully washing me ashore to...

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A spider in a clock makes the hands sing. "clock right you can nearly sing it la la la". Whilst ignoring pan handles whilst sweeping the floor is not very wise. Pan handles can and...

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BOING..?!#! Its off at boeing..' the wheels and doors have
Gone..planes just; over-drive the runways, they're rivalling
Sann-yong..They're rolling in inclusions, like its for a dare!!
People choosing flights right now, for boeing they don't care.' Thery're checking...

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My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to my house
There’s no train tracks nearby
But I must make it...

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The nucleus of a pin cushion is akin to the internal mechanisms of a sausage. A big massive drama but don't tell Dalai Lamar and the turtle doves will sing and swing in the breeze....

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                         Mind Bound to form, 
     ...

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treading tales of three o clock on the morning bow
Android alkaloid met a myriad of trees at a southern angle. Bacon tart it was not for a tart is touting and touting is not touring...

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Lots of calculation...... 
goes into the jump 
x=y+5 x e=mc2 
To stop you ending in a lump! 

That's what I am told........... 
It's on the back of the ticket I was sold! 
Well here I...

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and its the bing bang boing but not bong ok nor beng or bung
A chicken diner stream is a recipe of combined cream but crossing a work surface is often best using traffic lights, zebra...

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A frog's been sleeping under my bin. 

A frog's been sleeping under my bin. 


I guess he's not lived their very long, 

he's probably been to a few places like under a shed or beside...

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I need it all the time
I hunt for it.
I advertise for it.
I answer ads for it.
Anyone else need it as badly as I do?
Oh I'm sure there are a few of you
that would do as...

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- The Villanelle Of The Look MINDSET MISCONCEPTIONS-

Misconceptions babbling unspoken about the look
Deeply was just so broken and outgoing
Forces could never forget the outcome book

Stories miss read, Mindset was shocked by the rook
He found himself...

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Acquiescence of aquifer is acquiring an antelope's antennae but antennas are nit aerial so never cook a salted marsh for a meal. With or without chips. Dippy demonstrated design. Whilst the organisational orifices officially ordered...

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Old Inky dinky parlay voo
Had a race with a green kangaroo
They stood side by side
Inky’s laces got tied
By jingo it caused a foo doo

Poor Inky fell over a murdle
Whilst kanga the murdle did hurdle
Kanga leapt...

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How interesting is a boing boing boing when compared to a bang bang bang. It is only when a comparison is made that a garrison can then be formed using over fifty z shapes piled...

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Infothon

Flick:to—
Facebook—email— Google—
Flick:to—
Google—email—YouTube—
Flick:to—
Boing—Likehackers—Flickr—
Flick:to—
NYTimes—checking—Twitter—
Flick:to—
blog—IM—MapQuest—flick:to—
Quick, 
there are all these to do now

A whackedwow that won’t let the pause button get pushed
Geeking the max, 
reality nthed,  
the distracted simulatedvirtual whoosh
This immersive vicarious 
extreming the random configured reverie										

Accelerating into...

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Pogo stick bound for greater heights...
Forever springing up for fancied flights.

An arc intersects for at the meeting...
A much searching trip for learning the role of cheating.

Boing! , boing! , boing! ...
Spring to thee a heartfelt...

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Radioactive airwaves deduced from isotonic sceptres is a fine nine mile curve of a globe. Spasms are as such a vaulted jolt of a timed acrimonious shiver. But a tepid drying ox can derail a...

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A ten eared ten footed ten nosed rabbit collided with a sixty metre tree one day. Oh dear. Not very good is it. Removal of one is surviving on the remains. So off comes one...

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