Long Bloop Poems

4/8/24

Aww shucks
Still at the crux
In a state of flux
With reality still out of touch
I've been puzzled much
So I smoke a couple blunts
That's a double dutch
From dawn to dusk
I turned myself into a husk
Just so I...

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If I told you would you listen 
If i told you would you perceive me as a monster 
If I told you would you go and judge 
My unborn beautiful daughter 
I'm warmhearted 
With the...

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Ozzie Smith, Yazstremski,

Dave Stieb and Robin Yount

these men were of a special group

It's one I'm proud to count

There's players who achieve a goal

While others just achieve

They set a standard for the rest

In their heart they...

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inspired by a kin of mine

                             ...

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She sighs,
”Touch my eyes again
that I might see the light of new worlds flickering in the reaches of my mind.
Are you some magical creature who has come to ravage my soul? When your glowing digit...

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7/5/21
"Seventh Heaven (007)"

According to local legend
Regarding the Great Depression 
And Armageddon

Nearing seventh heaven
Still on that 007
Sent him and her toward hell or heaven
Close to or far from a 711
At approximately 11:07

En route and hot pursuit
Of...

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Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done...

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I posted a poem on the Soup
But my smiley face turned to a droop
	For instead of one post
	There were 30 (at most);
Guess the site made a really big bloop.

In trying my best to delete
(For who...

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There he comes to say good morning, mommy.
My cat Louie with eyes of gold, stripes that
wrap around him from head to tail.
On his paws he has white socks.
He comes meowing loudly making sure I hear...

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Attention Can Pay

How ironic, intelligence is intellectual
Being stupid politician becomes ineffectual
Even thought from received a refusal
Want my beacon and eggs cooked as usual.

Make sure none ever will be spoiled
Or politician who had become hard-boiled
My poem...

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I love you,oh,my little black dog.
Oh,yes!Bloop bong.
Thwack.
I love this pit,I do really.
Bang bong.
No, do not help me
I am
Fay
ted.
My narrative went wrong.
Oh.hoopla!
Now he has deleted me from his
Sto
Ry!
He wants me to disappear.
Mama meea Blong!
But I have...

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