Long Beauty parlor Poems

Everybody love to say they’re number one,
but it takes two
to make beautiful music, 
so we’re told
Pitch perfect
That one favorite song two lovers have,
it never gets old
After ninety nine repeats, 
it sounds one zero zero multiple...

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"Give Me Your Tired"   posted 7 Jun 2021

i'd join the morning person's club     except their meetings start before noon

early to bed, early to rise     makes...

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~A Poem That Took A Week Or More To Write~
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"Do you know such a work place
with racial discrimination?"
Asked some homo sapiens  friends
who aren't so tall but with fair complexion.

By the way, you can make a guess,
if it is in your local place.
Maybe here,...

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Yes, I know, it hurts real bad
Yes, I know, we do not really need it
But then, in a man's world
Even if we do need to be a feminist

Why, a waxing does make us, women, glad
A...

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Money not well-spent,
gave you purse pocket emptiness
Another impulsive shopping spree
sent the credit cards into plastic shock therapy
Designer sales-of-the-year
got your head exorcist turned
Dollar days on a Sunday
made your item lust do a pocket burn
And the devil’s...

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When there's split ends in your friendships you should cut them off and that's what so many  
are doing. So many hardly talk to people they use to, people they chilled with used to...

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Stranger
I never really met him
But I know him
I know his face in profile
The furrows of his brow
I’ve seen it enough times
At Barnes & Noble browsing Asimov
I’ve seen him
Leaving the loft
Watched his hands
Holding the door
For his...

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I shall daily visit the beauty parlor
And make myself beautiful for you.
I shall never clean the house
So that my skin is not tarred.
I shall ever watch my figure,
Eating calorie less foods and drinks.

I shall stay...

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He’s still out there…
She said she would never speak to Aunt Mable again …
The funniest part was….
I am trying not to listen, and doing a great job apparently
Because I am catching tiny little bits of...

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My goodness but its hot
I'm wringing wet.
"Women perspire," he said,
"only men sweat."

Well, guess again buddy
maybe la-de-dah ladies perspire,
but Real Women sweat
and right now I'm on fire.

In high school my mother
would take me to the beauty...

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I shall daily visit the beauty parlor
And make myself beautiful for you.
I shall never clean the house
So that my skin is not tarred.
I shall ever watch my figure,
Eating calorie less foods and drinks.

I shall stay...

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When clouds emerge from their bedrooms
they sail, hug and kiss one another mid-air
beautiful costumes they wear as on wedding trip
cotton-white, golden dark silver lined-amazing!

Matching in formation as girls in beauty parlor
flash eyes, drum nice melodies,...

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I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong.
Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long.
She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
They put her...

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I just ran into Miss Bear,
At the beauty parlor frosting her hair,
Says she's been there all day,
Trying to hide that pesky gray.

Said she has a date with Mr. Porcupine,
Looking later for a good steak and...

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Women at the beauty parlor wear tin foil on their heads.
It makes them look like aliens from the TV shows of the 50’s
In a contest for space woman of the day
They wear fleece pajama pants...

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