Gossip In the Beauty Parlor

He’s still out there… She said she would never speak to Aunt Mable again … The funniest part was…. I am trying not to listen, and doing a great job apparently Because I am catching tiny little bits of everybody’s conversation. There are several old ladies here getting their hair fixed. There is gossip coming out of their mouths, but no matter how hard I try, I only hear sliver and slices. My kids are glad Mrs. Brown is…. If I ever see him do that again, I will… He’s sleeping with her best friend! They are both pregnant! This perks me up. Who? Who? WHO? I strain to hear more but beautician is dunking me under a faucet now. I do not know how they stand it! An old lady says I would cut off his.... I am finally finished. My husband stands to go. You look great he says I burst into tears. I have nothing to share at church on Sunday.