Soul of a Modern Wife, Life of a Homeless Bride

I shall daily visit the beauty parlor And make myself beautiful for you. I shall never clean the house So that my skin is not tarred. I shall ever watch my figure, Eating calorie less foods and drinks. I shall stay home all day And will never be stay at home mom But will go for Disco at night. I shall not take drugs But a drink or two in limits. I shall awake late in the morning So that you are not disturbed. I shall adorn the house to earn Adjectives from the neighbours. I shall buy the furniture to invent Nouns to be told to the visitors. Our house will be all pronouns But will never admit verbs as They shake the very foundation. ========================= Honorable Mention Contest: Fill in the Blanks