Long Baileys Poems

Bartender Oh Bartender
(a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain!
Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic 
when the doth ale).

Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending 
of another work day beckon Baileys Irish Creme
with Absolut certainty...

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Three months ago, I never had any thoughts 

About, love, loving someone, or being in love, 

They say a good love is one that sits you down, gives you a drink of water, and pats...

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LET'S CHARTER A YACHT AND GO WHERE IT'S HOT
AND PEOPLE ARE NOT IN THE WAY
WE'LL START OFF IN GREECE WITH CHAMPAGNE AND CASIS
THEN SAIL UP TO NICE, ST. TROPEZ
AND IF MISTRAL SHOULD BLOW WE'LL JUST...

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My Home Is No Fortress

Speechless thoughts flow out as words when the drawbridge is upended 

                   ...

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In order to save myself from
drowning in my own feces,
I purge myself each day,
so the crap I call my life,
would not hamper me in any way.

Reality is something
I got to learn to face.

I’m no cowardice!

I...

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(Inspired by AND to be sung to the tune of 
  "Just A Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins)


With each new day, there's work to do
But so much joy within it too
Seek out those...

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The smell of dark coffee brews in early morn.
Such a treat to wake up to, when I’m groggy and worn 
I’m not fond of fancy frothy coffee shop brew
None of them will really do 
Unless...

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The Vice I Love


'Round three in the morning I wake
to see that it's time for my break.
I hardly can wait
to keep my sweet date-
I bounce out of bed and then take

my flashlight with me to...

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Absolut a total blackout
Baileys a trifle sweet with a big kick
Courvoisier won't make you an expert
Drams of spirits to up lift you
Echelon for wining and dining
Fireball wow that was hot
Gin maybe a Sloe to help...

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Stayin’ up again, all nite long,
Comic book characters take me along,
On midnite rides of fun and fear,
Oh, to have free time & some cheer.
    The lites are brightly burning eyes,
  ...

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The smell of dark coffee brews in early morn
Such a treat to wake up to, when I’m groggy and worn
I’m not fond of fancy frothy coffee shop brews 
None of them will really do
 Unless...

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On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A koala in a gum tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Two parrakeets.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my...

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~~~ The 'Smoothies' Diet ~~~

I've discovered the joys of 'smoothies' as a diet
and if you're counting calories, you just might want to try it.
Start with milk and ice and water and whatever you may bring.
With...

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Having a party to welcome the New Year !
There will be a great variety of canapes,
and popcorn in flavors, 
hot chicken wings,
cheesy nachos and tacos, 
tear apart garlic bread,
meatballs in a spicy barbecue sauce,
and fruity,...

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The great harvest comes in once every year,
Hard men toil the earth with sweat on their brow,
Crops of baileys and hops to make the beer,
Each year on tractors the earth they must plough.

The land must...

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