Long Auditor Poems

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Earlier today August 28th, 2022,
a representative from aforementioned
market research company
fielded political questions to yours truly.

The young lady at other end of telephone
(little...

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Highstakes at this one
"Reassetment "
The love event giving
Contenders chances
And oppurtunities. And
Some guys hopping their names
Don't come up in the cluster of five drawing.
You don't have to be in the match to lose
Your title, if your...

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The reason that she didn’t come to my last poetry reading
Was that I had but faintly praised her hat.
It was a monstrous thing which  Mrs. Thatcher,
 the Queen most certainly, would have shunned.
It was...

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When I miss you
I bake the ashes of burnt photos
of you when I've given up lies
I chew memories of you like bittersweet cuds,
mix it up with my tears
to paint the tragedies of a war
that never...

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First day on the job, co-worker confides
            “Bullies here get rough. 
            When...

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A Dog’s best friend (a Cat)
A Cat’s worst foe (a Rat)
A flying mammal that shows its presence at nights (a Bat)
A deaconess soul-mate her church (Hat)

What a girl cannot do without her (phone)
The muscular structure...

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Picked up Jane and we're walking to the balcony,
and shown where we'll be sitting as the crowds mose-in,

and there's some excitement 'neath the floor we had left,
sparked favored light applause from one estranged bereft,

we're bemused...

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Citizens, rise as one and rejoice,
Taxmas is come, though not by your choice.
April fifteenth, a date so sublime,
great meaning in the term, tax deadline.

Break out the pencils, erasers and paper,
it’s time for another financial caper.
Dust...

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When you deal with your mother
You touch her like a feather

When you move with your father
Be kind, make him not bother

Let association with your brother
Cause not any kind of bad weather

Your relation with your sister
Must...

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To tell or not to tell
that is the question.
If it is better 
to take up arms 
against tycoons
siphoning blood
from pension funds
or to endure
the wrath of numbers
set on arguing:
To thyself be true
two and two is four
without...

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Inner eye now keenly observes obscure corners. There’s
 No fooling this steely auditor.
 Truths smothered should now be spoken. No more of those
 Rhetoric excuses and aspersions.
 Out in the open with guilt and confession....

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Acrid thoughts flow from this observer’s savaged mind,
permutations monitored by the auditor
infestation serviced by worldly parasites,
chromatic skin quivers in the shimmering haze
nicotine stained dentine reflex the noon sunlight,
while recorded historic slaughter highlighted.
Redundant talons clasp at...

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The laws of life
audited and penned by life itself
laws, like giving
must, be balanced
by it's receiving end

The laws of taking
is rated by the replacing
as with light is with darkness
or the moon with gravity
and restful activity

The laws...

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