Long Apple a day keeps the doctor away Poems

They say...

Still waters run deep...
Then why are there so many shallow people?

When it rains it pours...
Usually the day after I wash my truck.

Walk softly and carry a big stick...
Or walk hard and carry a small...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what they have to say if they haven't already sold their...

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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT NOBODY KNOWS

The Paleolithic Era was a long time ago. 
It consisted of a few years in a row. 
That's pretty standard as eras go.
I don't know what happened,
but there's one thing I...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away;
But hugs are the best for your heart.
They say all is fair in love and in war,
But fair can keep lovers apart.

Normal’s a setting on washing machines,
But love...

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I thank my teachers
For being my Guiding Star –
Helping me learn something new,
By the hour….
Teaching me that 
Learning is the order of the day, Showing me how
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

My teachers...

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AN APPLE                                 ...

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The first tale made in the heaven talks about Adam and Apple
Apple is in the lives of people as a fruit of humble
All the gentlemen in gender born with a throaty Adam's Apple
Not New York...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But what if you have the blues
Can an apple save me from heartbreak
Dare mitigate lost love so true
Everyone has a love of laughs
For it is much more fuchsia...

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AMAZING APPLE                   Double Acrostic

            An Apple...

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In New York someone gets 
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!

I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal houses can't jump.

How long is a...

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personalities are like fruits
some work together
some clash
varying and unpredictable

pineapples
are hard on the outside
sweet nice refreshing on the inside
too much and it can be too acidic, too harsh 

durians are by preference
loved by some, hated by...

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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away
Or so my mother would say
My granny said the same 
To keep the ailments tame

A little tummy ache
Many times I would fake
Immediately mama would stand
With an apple in...

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AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
So my mother believed.
For, if it rhymes, it must be true.
But I think she was deceived.

The benefit of an apple,
Is not...

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For hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with lime green hairy lipped squid
Surely if you set fire to the bush
you would have 2 cooked birds then
A stitch in time saves...

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People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don't want my apples because they have worms. 
People don't...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
This note helped my good health sway
Yet, harm has come to my clay
Full of rot and muck it is, I must say!
It started when full became the ashtray
And...

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