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Lock, stock, and barrel

A
sexy
blonde bombshell
fresh and footloose
notoriously 
enticing, ensnaring
dragged me by my nose-ring
bewailing, bemoaning made me
walk down the aisle towards the altar
intentionally intimidating.

Timepiece

Synapses fire to the edges of my soul,
And lock, stock and barrel do cease to hold.
Pinpoint accurate the hour that the moment senses,
Ne’r better dealing the cards only to fold.

How the chambers in the clock click-and- clack,
And the hands cease to ship its shape and bend.
For under the fire only some pieces lose most of their luster,
But I know things seem to resolve In the end.

For every hourglass’ sand can be overturned and reset, 
And every door can be closed only to be opened again in flow. 
Solid footprints made in the sand on the beach, 
washed away with a wave once a path for hundreds more steps yet to go.

For if you think the wind bends in the brilliance of the light,
And the path leads to the end of a rainbow,
So when the silence festers to reach the sound, 
Even sights of the future fall too low.

So stand up and bow your head in blessing,
Because battles can get out of sorts real quick.
But holding the freedom lines in place for friends and family,
Will determine what fate in forever the edge of your blended soul should prick.

Premium Member P Is For Poverty

victorian canal life - the reality (a true tale  from from my maternal heritage )

We left our abode 
       in old Cowfair
  haggled a price 
for an old shire mare

Onto the 
     landlord's canal boat
lock stock and barrel 
        for a life afloat

farewell to our 
     Buckingham birthplace &
its meagre living 
     from old point lace
dawdled slow 
   up to Cosgrove
 taking our meals
   . . around a blackened stove

our moveable house 
    painted castle& rose
not a life
    we would have chose

Eighteen fifties harsh 
&
mean
   coal cargo
 so nothing stays clean

doff your cap touch your forelock 
every two mile 
   at 
the gatekeeper's lock

Fresh food scarce 
     except for fish
perch & roach
       a staple dish

clothes dry 
on a washing line strung
out for a timeout
  the toddlers young their
number so soon increased & grew
places to sleep 
    all too few
family life impossibly hard 
  so back  to a tied cottage
 in 
Aylesbury's Anchorage yard

Copyright © Brian Strand | Year Posted 2007


Dust Bowl Ballads

Listening to the Boss Singing 
The Ghost of Tom Joad,
Imagining the Okies as they
Travelled their Desolation Road.
Word Pictures  by Steinbeck,
Dust Bowl Ballads by Guthrie,
Green Pastures Of Plenty
Pretty Boy Floyd, Doh Ray Mi.

Ecological disaster,
Dust and drought,
Trees chopped down
Good land farmed out.
Then  came the winds
That blew the soil away
Followed by the Bankers
Who took their land away.

Pack up lock stock and barrel
In the trucks and on the way
To the promised land of plenty
The fabled  Californ-ia
So long it’s been good to know you
And then like the family Joad
Driven by need and poverty 
It’s off and on down the road.

With Global warming progressing
As more habitable land disappears
Will  a new Steinbeck and Guthrie 
Chronicle new  Grapes Of Wrath years
Will there  be a new Springsteen 
To sing about a new Tom Joad
As they join the  new exodus on 
Their  new desolation road.

Premium Member Family Life Afloat

We left our abode 
       in old Cowfair
  haggled a price 
for an old shire mare

Onto the 
     landlord's canal boat
lock stock and barrel 
        for a life afloat

farewell to our 
     Buckingham birthplace &
its meagre living 
     from old point lace
dawdled slow 
   up to Cosgrove
 taking our meals
   . . around a blackened stove

our moveable house 
    .painted castle& rose
not a life
    we would have chose

Eighteen fifties harsh 
&
mean
   coal cargo
 so nothing stays clean

doff your cap touch your forelock 
every two mile 
   at 
the gatekeeper's lock

Fresh food scarce 
     except for fish
perch & roach
       a staple dishc

clothes dry 
on a washing line strung
out for a timeout
  the toddlers young their
number so soon increased & grew
places to sleep 
    all too few
family life impossibly hard 
    back we went to a tied cottage
 in 
Aylesbury's Anchorage yard

Oh, Corona the Abominable Demon

Oh Corona thou art    
                         the heartless, most  abominable demon,,
                         whoever the hell from the world of Saturn 
                         hath sent ye to our world to annihilate us
                         be assured rest your days of existence 
                         is numbered ….. for our relentless prayers
                         to the Lord the Almighty,( who created us all
                         to protect and destroy when needed at His  will)
                         reverberates at his doors and He shall hear us
                         and the most Merciful that He is, 
                         will come out to wipe you out lock stock and barrel 
                         leaving no trace of ye on this Earth 
                         His own Earth and His own children before long 
                         Oh Corona the deadly lieutenant of  Saturn 
                         quit my sight and get away 
                         your own doomsday is round the corner


Perpetual Queasy Student Days Recess 1

Decades since frittering like - yule
ne'er believe me, boot true
lee, I wreck clues lee wasted
     my life lock, stock, and barrel
     as if there whiz no tomorrow,
     this skein knee boy didst spool
away youth like some drool
ling doggone motley fool

     while mutely dumbfounded taking -
     as undeclared seriously gruel
ling studious favorite pursuit - duel
major space and time, believing
     them tubby (out
     of this world), and cool,
yet unbeknownst tummy then
     more precious than any jewel,

hence this faux Einstein,
     who got pool
lightly dubbed"the quietest
     student", albeit still
     underhandedly cuffed and cruel
moniker, nonetheless wool
worth being spot on,
     though when within comfort

     of home aye
     yak act did mule
lush, non provoke'n, neither tool
ling with smoke'n,
     funny weed, but more specifically
     class (sic) self serving
     as token passive non rule
breaker counted among

A Lettter

My pages have become testimonies
Of nothing to say
In a state where everyone speaks 
But little is ever said. 
These pages have become as vast as Potter’s Field
Where every word loses their identity 
And remain voiceless 
In this time of static.

Every name gives way
To serial numbers
And everyone who almost won now sleep
On top of forgotten losers
Who at least owned their own exit
Which came with a kiss to the third rail.

It is a perfect escape
For those of us don’t wish to be found
By those who bought New York
Lock stock and barrel
And forced her on to the stage
Under the strippers’ light
To dance without an ounce of rusted dignity.
Her last on going dream
to put on that black leather dress 
of No Wave
and
 take the El train to the last station
still in time
when the rats lived behind the walls
before they started buying each
apartment 
building
with
“for rent” signs on all the doors
Designed to hide just another crime scene.

Premium Member Flower In Transit

Flower in Transit

When the red rose was crushed in the turrets
                                            of time in which blood trickled from thorny 
crowns of creation hooks and thorns set loose
                                             a pact with the devil lock stock and barrel

Petals dissolved in crimson powder once the
                                                 wicked wick alit the trigger sent laurels
of damnation six foot under rising to hell
                                                  a scorched lullaby and ballistic epitaph

Seeds were broken the covenant’s meaning
                                            abandoned before ink on agreed contracts 
had dried as perfumed bouquets reeked of steeled
                                                     metal dead skin and wanton demise

For that one moment though when she mounted the tank 
                                 and planted the flower she dreamt that the thorns
might get stuck in the hearts of transit’s deceit for to
                       change the trajectory and the smell of red roses to linger

No Latino

No Latino

Donald Trump
Anti-migrant rant causes campaign bump.
Foolish remarks puts his empire in peril,
Possibly losing–lock, stock and barrel.

Premium Member Cowfair To Anchorage

We left our abode in old Cowfair,haggled a price for an old shire mare.Onto the 
landlord's canal boat,lock stock and barrel for a life afloat.Farewell to our 
Buckingham birthplace and its meagre living from old point lace.Dawdled slow 
up to Cosgrove taking our meals around a blackened stove.Our moveable house 
painted castle and rose,not a life we would have chose.Eighteen fifties harsh 
and mean,coal cargo so nothing stays clean.Doff your cap,torch your forelock 
every two mile at the gatekeeper's lock.Fresh food scarce except or fish,perch 
and roach a staple dish.Clothes dry on a washing line strung,home for a time 
whilst the toddlers were young.As their number increased and grew ,places to 
sleep all too few.Family life impossibly hard so back we went to a tied cottage in 
Aylesbury's Anchorage yard.

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