Humorous Lines Poems

*My Lines Are Not Good Enough*

Rent free in my heart's deep core
The beautiful one that my heart beats for
She shares a glance but I always...

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John was painting white lines down the middle of the road
The lines extended rapidly but gradually slowed
The dotted line he'd painted was so accurately spaced
But...

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A slender young woman in tightly-worn slacks
Obviously, she has far more than she lacks
Made up to the nines
She covers her lines
She reads about the latest...

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I was called to take the covid shot
But when I got there it was hot
The lines were extremely long
Line jumpers that prolong
Long waiting tied my...

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I remember you smiling 
A smile that was so beguiling 
And how the laughter for us all
Was belly aching and not at all small

Laughter lines...

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read between the lines
truth is told among the words
white space included...

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Though we hail Albert E.’s creativity
For his grand tour de force, relativity,
   It remains a tough climb
   To imagine space-time
With its...

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I’m with my friend Mable
seated at her dining table; 
her roast turkey’s bone dry
and I can’t understand why!

She cooks for the navy
but she cannot make...

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I love the line that I’m in, 
When I’m waiting for a band,
I love the quiet social drift, 
Where we patiently just stand,

Waiting for the...

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If one’s mother-in-law is  a woman Hitler, the father-in-law might be a fatal whiner!

Horrible women are sure to abuse
the spouses who bow and scrape...

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I look in the mirror
In the morning
I look rough
Smeared make up from yesterday
Hair all over the place
Tumbling down my shoulders
Unorganised, tangled, knotted

I study my reflection
I...

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Is it Love
a simple bowl of ice cream
sweating from the heat
cherries on the top
huddled 'round and looking sweet
two little wooden paddles
pretend that they are spoons
as...

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You can line up at the bank
Or you can line up at the mall
If you in a real big rush, you can line up in...

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Do we always know what someone means
Is it obvious or do we wonder
Are we sometimes left just a little puzzled
Or does it finally strike like...

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Poets dream utopian dreams
Dreams of ideals and perfection
Dreams of places never visited
People never met
Songs never sung
Love stories never written
Passion never experienced
Lives never touched
Hearts never caressed

And...

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