White Lines

John was painting white lines down the middle of the road
The lines extended rapidly but gradually slowed
The dotted line he'd painted was so accurately spaced
But then his boss said, “Sorry John, you’ll have to be replaced.

“I’m giving you your notice, John, your work rate’s going down,
This morning you got started and you reached the end of town,
After lunch you only painted thirty seven feet
And now it seems you’re really not much further up the street.”

John said, “Look I’m sorry boss, I am doing my best,
I didn’t know that I would face a time and motion test,
My line’s still getting longer, can’t you see how far I’ve got?
But every time I need the paint I’m further from the pot!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Radice Avatar
October 1, 2022 at 1:19 AM
This is superb and clever. I like how you dream up a kicker of a line and build up a great poem around it. Your meter, rhyme and story are among the best that I've read of yours Terry. Just noticed in the penultimate line that the word 'see' is missing but actually doesn't distract. Great poem. Loved it. Cheers - Gary
Flood Avatar
October 1, 2022 at 1:53 AM
Thanks Gary, and thanks for seeing (not) ‘see’. Duly corrected. Don’t know where it went but I didn’t see the going of it!
Hankins Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 6:05 PM
Aw...(groan) I didn't see that coming! I had him pictured riding on the back of a big truck like I see around here. Good one, Terry. In fact, it's funny as all get out.
Flood Avatar
September 26, 2022 at 4:51 PM
I actually struggled to get this gag and it’s rhymes to work. Googled for ages to see if Americans say, pot, can or kettle… didn’t get a definitive answer so I stuck with pot. :-)
M  Avatar
September 24, 2022 at 5:22 PM
Enjoyed this one Terry…..Debx
Flood Avatar
September 26, 2022 at 4:51 PM
Thanks, Deb. Hope you’re feeling better now. Terry
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September 24, 2022 at 5:05 PM
Ha! How true this is. We maintain our own gravel road, and there are only a few places we can cache gravel. It is like exponentially longer to get the job done as it progresses away from the pile. Enjoyed!
Flood Avatar
September 26, 2022 at 4:52 PM
Yikes, fiction made real. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
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