Sonnet Limerick Poems

One day I tried to write a sonnet

For hours and hours I thought upon it

I swear I'm not joking

My head started smoking

And firemen turned their...

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I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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     Abigail thought she would pen a sonnet
     Though, alas, she really didn’t want it
  ...

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Poems may be simple, try writing a rhyme,
add some images to make it sublime.
Simple words may make meaningful phrases,
difficult words can turn into mazes.

You could...

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I’ve travelled back in time to meet with William Shakespeare 
My research turned up something and it’s that that brought me here
He was meant to...

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A bee’s firmly under my bonnet
I detest each Shakespearean sonnet
And any forced rhyme 
To me is a crime
I’ve read them and I want to ‘vomet’

I...

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A Soup poet wrote a love sonnet
She should have kept under her bonnet
Though deftly composed
Her love was exposed
And she can't put her finger on it...

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The clown in him thought, 'It's Limerick Time!'
Couldn't come up with a single darn line --
   Poor guy racked his brain
  ...

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Mother of Cowards
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame
With conquering limbs astride from land to land,
Spread-eagled, showering...

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My poetess friend, a shy personage
Sips tea while composing her versenage
Ah, but now she’s deciding
T’would be more exciting
To marry, for better or worsenage.

She wrote all...

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The sonnet I was about to show
Her curious eyes were all aglow
As I lifted my pen
Vertigo came again
Smart phone showed the battery was low




August 30,...

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Forgive intrusion in the fray
I'm making comments today
Tom's limericks, three
were cute as can be
But of Kim and Jack, I must say.....

We all know how well...

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Thanks to you all for letting me blow off steam
I understand what you all mean 
It’s good however to get if off my chest
And let...

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There once was a crusty old hag
whose poetry made people gag.
She once wrote a sonnet,
the folks threw up on it
and tossed it away in a...

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oh the limerick it ain’t quite a sonnet
and the learned, they look down upon it
for they cannot grasp
its head or its ass
nor the cleansing effect...

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