Sister Limerick Poems

Saints in Heaven Seamus O'Malley

What have you done to your gal Sally

And as the Irish say

Twas no luck on that day

He left her gin-soaked down...

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I once got snubbed by a gal from Wales,
who took a rather dim view of males.
She liked girls so much better 
cuz they'd never upset...

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As i write here.' 
I hold freedom most dear.'
I value; all other writers too!
love me or hate me? Even debate me?
I will still be; even...

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Sister Mary Margaret O'Malley 

Worked the parish of Tin Pan Alley 

The whole clergy was rocked

When the priest was defrocked 

He got caught in her...

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Time for me to give the best man's toast

It's the moment that I've dreaded most

What can I say Mister 

You married your Sister 

I've had...

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Hillary Hears a Who!

Who is an Amma slam?
One who Gives a Damn,
Just ask Melli,
Or Will, Sam or Ellie,
Our Hill who’s True Blue not Glam!

Who has...

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All day is snowing,
Santa is coming,
What a good winter season.
Parents are merriness,
Babies are in happiness,
They jumps to the sky any reason.
Happy Merry Christmas!

Father coming from...

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Tornado blew Dorothy Gale
Across Kansas, her house took sail
Landed with a bug THUMP
On evil witch's rump
I'll try to fill in some detail

Wicked witch got down...

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My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs...

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two wily willing avocado boys
dressed in costume, making lots of noise
danced a ring around my sister
she knows them well, calls one mister
first cousins, known as...

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A woman preferred to be called madam,
Her chin’s level was at highest kingdom;
She bought a precious kayak,
To show she’s ma’am of luck;
At noon, she cried...

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Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together...

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There was a young woman named “Anna”
who spoke to her sister named “Hannah”.
“Anna” said “You’re a good “mum”
and maybe I’m just a “nun”,
but “sis”, I’m...

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"I don't want a cat", I told Slick,
But her usual style was to trick.
So I went to the door,
Finding outside one more,
Being denied which cat...

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once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
	she crashed a party
	thought herself smarty 
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella...

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