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      Charlie Messina's Wizard of Oz Limerick Contest
                            November 21,2024

A Tale of Oz

Tornado blew Dorothy Gale
Across Kansas, her house took sail
Landed with a bug THUMP
On evil witch's rump
I'll try to fill in some detail

Wicked witch got down and dirty
Saying, "I'll get you, my purty,
And your little dog, too.
You killed my sister shrew
Just outside Emerald City!"

Little Munchkins shouted, "HOORAY!"
Then, "Dorothy, go down that way
The road of yellow brick
Hurry, you must be quick
The cruel witch will make you pay!"

So, off she and pup, Toto went
Wondering where she had been sent
This place she couldn't stay
Kansas was far away
On getting home, she was hell bent

Along the way, she met these three
Scarecrow, lion, and tin man, he
was rusted, couldn't speak
Had need to take a leak
She oiled his 'parts' so he could pee

To the Wizard they had to go
Through a poppy field in the snow
For courage and a heart
Brain to make Scarecrow smart
To get Dorothy home, he'd know 

But the wicked one said, "No fair!"
And sent her monkeys in the air
To kill the lot of them
It was utter mayhem!
Oh, We Oh. It caused quite a scare!

Toto proved the Wizard a fake
What a commotion that did make
What would Dorothy do?
Glenda to the rescue!
For the child, she did not forsake

She bid farewell to her new friends
The journey gave them dividends
She loved each one of them
But sadly, missed Aunt Em
Almost where this fairytale ends

Glenda waved her wand to entreat
Ruby slippers upon her feet
A click of the red heels
And Dorothy's appeals
She was back in Kansas, Toot Sweet!
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Flood Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Congrats on your win, Lin. I’d missed this one (missed a fair bit lately) but I would have predicted good things. Enjoyed. Terry
Lane Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Thanks, Terry. Are you ok?
Messina Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Great set if limericks Lin, enjoyed reading this fun write. Congratulations on your winning placement in my contest. Thanks for entering! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Hugs Charlie x
Lane Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I've received a couple of comments, privately. I should tell you about them privately, too, but I guess I'll just take the high road instead.
May Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Oiling the tin man so he could pee, Lol, Love how you told the story Lin, best wishes
Lane Avatar
November 22, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Hi, Joseph. I had to get in some of the amusingly coarse Limerick language. Thanks very much for liking these lines.
Narain Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Seems like a prelude to the movie Wicked. Nicely set in limericks.
Lane Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Kinda does. Thank you, Jay.
Cunningham Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 10:34 AM
What a hoot, you covered all bases Lin. Tom
Lane Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 AM
I think I got a titch long winded if I'd been reading this one, Tom but a lot happened. lol Thanks a bunch.
Jones Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Wow! Your limerick skills are amazing! I enjoyed this and feel certain you will do well in the contest!
Lane Avatar
November 21, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Thank you for enjoying it, Karen and for your good luck thoughts.
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