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FICTIONAL POEM FOR Paradox Picture Contest Sponsored by Margarita Lillico 08/20/24

My sister got married in white Gran commented, “That isn’t right - You are no virgin bride That’s YOUR son by your side You should have kept your legs shut tight!”

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Terry Miller

Date: 9/12/2024 1:45:00 AM

Haha, too funny, congratulations.

Crystol Woods

Date: 9/10/2024 7:45:00 AM

Heehee... very good very funny! Xo

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/9/2024 4:22:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Jan. Janice

Karen Jones

Date: 9/9/2024 3:46:00 PM

lol Granny didn’t bite her tongue did she? Congratulations on your win!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 9/2/2024 6:19:00 PM

Jan...too funny. We probably don't see this too often now as people don't bother to get married! LOL!!!

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/27/2024 2:57:00 PM

Gran had her say on her granddaughter’s wedding day, in her eyes a virgin wearing white was wrong, she’d have fainted if she’d seen the bride’s thong… Hugs, Beryl xx

Terry Flood

Date: 8/25/2024 2:52:00 PM

Ha ha, Jan. This kinda reminded me of a wedding I went to many many moons ago… everyone was taking up their positions when the bride, with babe in arms, said, “Who’s supposed to hold baby?” I replied, “There isn’t supposed to be one!”… Times were different back then ;-)

Lin Lane

Date: 8/22/2024 10:27:00 AM

lol at this one, Jan. I agree with David's response. Granny certainly would've made her thoughts known to everyone!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 10:31:00 AM

yes, you can imagine the dirty looks the bride would get lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/21/2024 11:59:00 PM

Cool one, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:44:00 AM

thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/21/2024 8:25:00 PM

Very good one, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:46:00 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan x

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 8/21/2024 5:09:00 PM

Limerick tells all. How long will it last.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:46:00 AM

Thanks Hilda:-) hugs Jan x

Warren Doll

Date: 8/21/2024 8:12:00 AM

Jan, what a fun limerick that exposes different generational beliefs. Hugs~ Warren

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:47:00 AM

Yes so true Warren! hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 8/21/2024 7:11:00 AM

I enjoyed your fun limerick Jan, hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:47:00 AM

Thanks Joseph!:-) hugs Jan x

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/21/2024 6:40:00 AM

Heya Jan, love your Limerick, funny and brutally honest, this is exactly the kind of thing that grans would openly say in the past, probably still do but more under their breath nowadays, I can only see a winner here, brilliant! cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:47:00 AM

Thanks for such a lovely comment David:-) hugs Jan x

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 8/21/2024 4:26:00 AM

Dear Jan, What a delightful read that is whitty and funny. I think you may have a winner! - Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:48:00 AM

The sponsor has a great sense of humour and doesn't seem to mind a little bawdiness lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/20/2024 6:22:00 PM

- How many virgin brides are there today ...I'm just sending a thought ... I wasn't :))) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 4:48:00 AM

Not many these days I guess! hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/20/2024 2:30:00 PM

Ha! This is great, Jan! Best of luck in the contest…

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2024 2:43:00 PM

Thanks Ilene, you know me - I couldn't resist a little bawdy humour:-) lol:-) Ive written 8 new poems for the book today and the lass who illustrated the first book will draw for the second book so i am beyond thrilled the way its coming together:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/20/2024 2:06:00 PM

Lol the pic Inspired you well Jan, how times have changed, nowadays no one gives a hoot. Good luck in the contest. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2024 2:10:00 PM

Yes, I agree with you how times have changed, As a child i used to sing in a church choir was amazing how many 'meringue' dresses were worn and a few months later they would hold a christening at the same church lol:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx