Sea Limerick Poems

The camel, when drinking of tea,
Takes sugar proportionately.
For each of its humps
It drops twenty lumps;
But more, if it’s sailing by sea.
...

Read More

There once was a hero, Curry,
Whose trident caused sea-folks to scurry.
With fish as his friends,
He made ocean amends,
"To protect the deep!" he'd say, "Hurry!"

©bfa032625

...

Read More

Today we give cheers to St. Paddy
                  ...

Read More

In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do...

Read More

One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale....

Read More

With a look in the mirror I see
I'm as round as a bumble-ing bee.
          Having so...

Read More

A man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought....

Read More

My friend Danny was soon to be wed

I implied he'd be better off dead

He mused, then winked at me

And walked into the sea

I hope it...

Read More

Prejudice, what a great saver of time!
Quicker to opine, facts not worth a dime,
The sheep in lead decides,
And all of the throng glides,
Reason nor rhyme,...

Read More

Despite trials, and we’ve had many,
with tribulations, felt lost at sea,
we get up each day
with an effort to say,
for our freedoms we’ll fight, to be...

Read More

   There once was a young lady, called Louise,
   Who spent her vacation, down on the Keys.
   While trying...

Read More

A young lady, quite fancy-free,
Was seeking romance by the sea.
She hoped some young man
Might have the same plan.
Que Sera, what will be will be.

The third...

Read More

Abraham* is father of faith indeed
He obeyed God along His deed and creed
Commended and blest
Midst challenging test
So from unbelief and doubt, he was freed.

Abraham’s great...

Read More

I am a sailor of my mind...
Up for sale, you will find.
Nights of voyage in my head.
Boarding ships of pink and red,
I bottle down in...

Read More

There once was a buxom lass, Suzy May
Went in the sea on a hot August day
She got out, there was laughter
And all stares were upon...

Read More