Holiday Limericks
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October- 31- 2024
Holiday Humor Limerick Poetry Cintest
Sponsor- Tania Kitchin
~ Placed Fourth~
Syllable count 10, 10, 7, 7, 10 is followed in all the three limericks.
Terribly bored with workplace stress and strife,
I planned a vacation without my wife.
With friends, had a gala time.
With booze, days seemed a sweet rhyme.
Back home, knew life would be with quarrels rife.
I went home gaily after a few pegs,
Fell onto my bed dangling my soiled legs,
Blissfully fell asleep soon.
My wife came calling me “loon”
Falling from bed, I could feel her hard kicks!
Standing, I tried to kick her on her back.
But fell down once again like soggy sack.
Unsteady I was with booze,
Reeling in a semi snooze.
Yelling at me, my wife asked me to pack!
Copyright © Valsa George | Year Posted 2024
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