Retirement Limerick Poems
These Retirement Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Retirement. These are the best examples of Limerick Retirement poems written by international poets.
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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animal, food, friend, giggle,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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bird, cat, giggle, home,
meltdown madnessWe might as well stamp license plates
Government work makes us inmates
When assigned tasks inane
In asylums insane
We'll search for retirement dates...
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depression, mental illness, political,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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blue, love, red, sweet,
all good and some bad things come to an endRetirement offers things new
I'm shouting a hip-hip yahoo
If what you’re feeling
Comes from a glass ceiling
Stop squealing and just say I'm through!
Retirement offers a lift
With no...
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Categories:
humor, retirement,
Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea,
with fresh honey from a bee.
I must not get stung,
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....
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drink, fun, happy, sweet,
the real edge of tomorrowNow retired and set for this life
I'll hang in the kitchen with wife
Am I paranoid?
She seems so annoyed
It scares me when she grabs a knife...
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anxiety, humor, retirement, wife,
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...
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fun, humor, new year,
Country Living
an actor he was typecast
a soldier hit by a blast
but as of right now
he milks a sad cow
farming a dramatic past.
...
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age, autumn, farm, happiness,
Funny Thanksgiving LimerickGrandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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family, food, friend, fun,
Featherless AngelsHow did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...
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angel, blessing, fire, humor,
A Fruity and Funny LimerickGuess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...
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food, humor, love, sweet,
ReadingQuote By Poet "When having writer's block, try reading a book for creative ideas."
Reading is my favorite past time
Even if it is not a rhyme
Books...
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poems, poets, words, writing,
BananaI hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me...
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blue, food, fun, humor,
Ice CreamWhen I fell asleep I had a wild~ bizarre dream,
My bathtub was filled up with wonderful ice cream.
All my favorite flavors are in...
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Categories:
cool, dream, humor, sleep,