Passion Limerick Poems

There once was a love that was grand,
Two hearts entwined, hand in hand.
With kisses so sweet,
Their love was complete,
Together, they'd forever withstand....

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The primeval feelings they court
Are thrills from kills as a cohort
The owners are betting
That this bloodletting
Attracts all to football as sport


Author's note: A celebrity commenter...

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desperately in love a song she sings,
for handsome valentine, rejoicing spring !
is he really aware,
breathtaking passion so rare,
how thrilled she is like a bird spreading...

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Hope you love my Valentine's card silly,
'cause you make my heart beat willynilly;
cannot think of us apart,
our passion off the chart. 
Will you be...

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in this cup is earl grey

joyful tea passion play

taste never misses

bergamot kisses

quenching bliss lasts all day.
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coffee is a football mug

join me as i chug-a-lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.
...

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I know I must give you my all,
With passion and love, stand tall.
Every ounce of my heart,
I'll gladly impart,
In your arms, I'll eternally fall....

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When I went out this morning,
I heard two robins somewhere singing.
Then, I heard them in a bush;
One said to the other: Shush...
our unhatched babies are...

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Long years back writing just was a job,
To my boss— a bugbear, my pet lob,
It then turned to hobby—
To numb noise my Dolby,
My life’s passion...

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Romeo was hiding in an alley
  And yet Juliet found him, by Golly
    They made love with passion
   ...

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A trio of guys in the nude
encountered old Polly the Prude;
they gasped as she tried
to drag them inside,
while shouting, 'I want to be screwed.'

written 26th...

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A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expresed my desire
She replied "You're...

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Everybody's bashing Putin week!  12/2/22 
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Rex and Rita went to catch fish,
Carrying with them safe steel dish;
Though did not know the art,
Both fancied playing smart,
Could not, yet, fulfill their core...

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In the Pocket


For years Nana begged for a holiday 
But pop's only passion was Faraday
He failed to do the math
Created a psychopath
She smirked, "Give my...

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