Ocean Limerick Poems
These Ocean Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Ocean. These are the best examples of Limerick Ocean poems written by international poets.
WILD GOAT HAVING HIS OATS - BAWDY LIMERICK WARNINGYoung newlyweds on a love boat
He mounted her like a wild goat
The up and down motion
Of the stormy ocean
Meant super sex – it got their...
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boat, humorous, lust,
Aquaman's Aquatic Antics
There once was a hero, Curry,
Whose trident caused sea-folks to scurry.
With fish as his friends,
He made ocean amends,
"To protect the deep!" he'd say, "Hurry!"
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Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Untitledthere was a young man from Altoona
who went to the ocean to catch tuna
the boat lurched to starboard
he was flung overboard
and he met a shark...
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humorous,
Scientific support"Unfortunately, it’s unrealistic to rescue all wildlife impacted during oil spills." - quote by NOAA on oil-spills
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Even oil spills on ocean surface roars
Grieving the odd...
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environment,
happy new year
thinking ocean life silly
dolphin edna mae tilly
ashore amidst cheers
a squeak for new years
boards a small bus for philly.
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Categories:
cheer up, fish, fun,
Wooing LakshmiWooing her, as the ways of love
Show: just let her on her own move,
Attract her nor pursue,
If she comes gives no clue,
And chased,...
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Categories:
love, money,
Grooming well goes a long wayTo dress well seems well worth a thought,
In merit, dress matters a lot:
Dressed in silk, to Vishnu so suave,
Father Ocean his daughter gave,
In tiger skin,...
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Categories:
class, mythology,
travel smartsThe old can travel and visit
Cool places some think exquisite
For our ebb and flow
Even fools should know
Requisite restroom...where is it?...
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Categories:
age, humor, nature, ocean,
SECRET AGENTSecret agent on my mission...
Objectives, derived from fission.
Some are based upon directive...
Others differ in perspective.
Their achievement brings fruition.
My job takes me many places
And I see...
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adventure, imagination, visionary,
What A Shocker
Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!
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Categories:
beach, funny, humorous, ocean,
CoatimundiI once met a young coatimundi,
Vacationing by the Bay of Fundy.
In hopes of staying trim,
He went for a brief swim,
But sixty-foot tides swept him to...
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Categories:
animal, hope, ocean, vacation,
ReefsSunbeams, like kisses, touch the sea,
A hidden world bursts into glee.
Coral castles, grand and bright,
Hug the ocean floor, bathed in light.
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Categories:
beautiful, creation, ocean, surreal,
chai tea
journey to another ocean
cardamom cinnamon motion
hint of masala
sip to enthral ya
chai my a spice laden potion.
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Categories:
autumn, beautiful, celebration, drink,
Flat Forty-Five[Not strictly limericks as syllable count is out,
But hey… be a rebel… ignore the rules!]
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I met the young lady from flat forty-five
I told her,...
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Categories:
love, lust, marriage,
Tails UpCommercial season in its full swing
boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene
we're off like a prom dress
let's catch a mega-mess
barbs a'flyin', some even obscene
Wish 'em up!...
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Categories:
environment, fish, fun, games,