Flat Forty-Five

[Not strictly limericks as syllable count is out, 
But hey… be a rebel… ignore the rules!]
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I met the young lady from flat forty-five
I told her, “Your beauty makes me feel alive.”
She said, “My name’s Lexi.”
Her voice was SO sexy
My heart beat as though it was in overdrive

She took no persuading to give me a kiss
And then she said, “I bet you want more than this.”
My ardour was stirred
A lot more occurred
And my whole life became an ocean of bliss

The feelings we nurtured in flat forty-five
Instilled in me romance that surely would thrive
She patted my sleeve
And said, “You should leave,
My next client is about due to arrive.”

Downhearted, I made my way down to the street
I felt worse than Bonaparte when he was beat
Until she called down,
“Don’t go off with a frown,
Podiatrists, like me, just do people’s feet”

Well that tipped the scales and put wind in my sails
I rushed up those stairs like a steam train on rails
And soon, side by side
I got me a bride
I also got soft feet with manicured nails
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 11/6/2023 11:11:00 AM
I can always count on you to provide a welcome laugh Terry. I read it multiple times and laughed out loud at each reading! Thank you! :)
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Date: 10/27/2023 2:20:00 PM
You certainly nailed it with this hilarious poem Terry. A bride who does nails won’t go off the rails… Belle
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Date: 10/27/2023 5:04:00 PM
Ha ha… when I wrote this, I had no notion of what would happen in flat 45… I just typed what came out and then airbrushed where required. I love it when that happens… it’s like reading a book that is being written as you read… which I guess it kind of is!
Date: 10/18/2023 12:46:00 PM
great twist to this one. VERY enjoyable read
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Date: 10/18/2023 3:33:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. I don’t often have my ending ready and waiting… this was one such. Glad you enjoyed.
Date: 10/16/2023 8:54:00 PM
Footloose, you are, you goose! Hilarious, per the TF standard! Thanks for the laughs, gw
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Date: 10/18/2023 3:34:00 PM
And thank you GW. I don’t think I’ve ever been called a goose…. That’s one more off my bucket list ;-)
Date: 10/16/2023 5:26:00 PM
Too funny and a riot! Love a tryst with a happy ending.
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Date: 10/18/2023 3:37:00 PM
Cheers, David. I wasn’t sure where I was taking this until I found an ending so innocuous that it was funny for precisely that reason. Glad you got it. Terry
Date: 10/16/2023 4:11:00 PM
LOL! In the end she gives your feet tender loving care…
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Date: 10/16/2023 4:16:00 PM
And that’s why I became a ballet dancer. You should see me in a tutu…….. you really DON’T want to see me in a tutu! Glad you enjoyed, Kim. Terry
Date: 10/16/2023 3:20:00 PM
Brilliantly written Terry…..you are one clever witty funny man and completely bonkers!! Love this one…..Debx
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Date: 10/16/2023 3:29:00 PM
Thanks, Deb. You have no idea how many journeys this took before I settled on this version. So glad you enjoyed, as I ummed and arrred for some time between downright naughty or vaguely romantic. Not quite sure where I landed but you liked it… RESULT! ;-)
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