Tails Up

Commercial season in its full swing
boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene
	we're off like a prom dress
	let's catch a mega-mess
barbs a'flyin', some even obscene

Wish 'em up! Catch 'em up! Bend the rod!
tease with the herring, but not the cod.
	weekend revolution
	curse the thoughtless googans
less than seventy-three inch outlawed

find the school of herring, find the whale
there we'll drop anchor and chum the trail
	drop the bait, throw the chum
	if we chum, they might come
pull the hook, hear our woebegone wail

youngsters have chum methodology
squid-haddock mix no apology
	chumbalaya soup
	up goes the loud whoop
they sing a joyful doxology!

they cut the chum and then throw it in
expecting to catch a big blue fin
	they hook the herring
	the beeps a'blaring
land the fat cow that was in a spin! 

It’s a big, fat, slob – a screamer!
if it’s a shark, you’re a dreamer
	come on baby, bite me 
	on the hook, excite me
it’s a blue fin clever schemer

tails up! it’s safely on the deck
all this work is for a paycheck
	pink, fat, and greasy
	some make it easy
who’s in the lead, they’re neck ‘n neck

over the rail and into the pail
back to the dock to make a big sell
	dollars, six to 28,
	900 pounder is great
turn and burn, we're off to find the whale

at end-of-day when season is done
competition end, who's number one
	some were lost, some were gained
	tuna species sustained
next year, another season will run
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Wolf Avatar
October 15, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Wow what a legerdemain of limerick legends! (Whatever that means). Whoa, Gershon
Fowler Avatar
October 16, 2023 at 8:53 AM
You know, I think I appreciate this comment gw. LOL smiles and hugs :)
Edmonds  Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 6:21 PM
A great chain of fishy limericks Linda, a whale of a tale… Belle
Fowler Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Hi there Belle. So happy to see you here. I'm glad you enjoyed my tale of tails. :)
Goldsmith Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Your "Tails Up" is a wonderful story/write. I love a good fish meal. Are you cooking??? Hahaha... Have a blessed weekend..........
Fowler Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Hi Paula. So glad you liked my tale of tails. Yes, actually, but venison on the menu tonight, not fish. Haha. Visit any time, I'll save a seat for you! hugs my friend. :)
Maverick Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 10:07 AM
It all seems rather fishy to me Linda-Alice Not that I'm fussy.' Lol)))
Fowler Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Hello friend Joe. LOL - yes, fishy indeed. Oh so good! Good to see you Joe. Thank you my friend! :)
Those limericks are the best. Hearing chumbalaya soup , caprochino cuisine came in my mind. The last limerick says a lot. Well penned this poem.
Fowler Avatar
October 14, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Thanks for reading this long set of limericks Alfonso. I appreciate your remarks and speaking of caprochino cuisine makes me hungry for sailfish fritters and jerk wings! Yum! Yes, the US has strict laws for bluefin fishing.
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