Mother Limerick Poems

Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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There once was a mother giraffe, 
Snuck in for a snack with her calf; 
“The service is slow,
The food’s just so-so, 
We’ll tip them with...

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Tweety meets Sylvester's cross-eyed cousin
One who's close enough to be his kissin'
Tweety sort of gotten sick
Ma Goosey gave her Fave stick
Poor-cat be THE but* of...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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With takeovers bankers are set
But Capital One's is a threat
Owning Discover
As surrogate mother
Makes Visa and Mastercard sweat...

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That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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Sent a Valentine's card to my lover,
mentioned things we could do to each other.
Dad gave me a call,
"you're in for a brawl";
I had addressed the...

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Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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There once was a young lady
I tell you she was somewhat shady
She played some strip poker
With brother's friends mediocre
In walked her mother quite shaky ...

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Mother said, "nothing like a cup of tea,"
so, in the morning I stir mine with glee;
oh, I love the warmth within,
thoughts- notes of a...

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Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."

Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...

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gentle model within

captures hearts with a grin

with pepper potts charm

her talents disarm

this is all about gwynn.
...

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Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated
By my mother-in-law, I am hated
"You left giblets inside!"
She screamed. I could've died
My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated

I wanted to...

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Grandma burns the food and is no cook 
She needs to stick to reading a book 
Fire covers the turkey 
It tastes like beef jerky...

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