Mother Limerick Poems
These Mother Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Mother. These are the best examples of Limerick Mother poems written by international poets.
You're Invited to CollaborateI tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...
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humorous, introspection, political,
I Get All Ferschemmeled
Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil
Got news for you all, haven't been on the level
Got quite a large tummy
Mother dresses me funny
When girls touch...
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fun,
Mother And The HenhouseMother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...
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farm, mother, nostalgia,
The Shadow KnowsMother Nature can be so unkind
A better weatherman you won't find
So how are we to know
If we're getting more snow
When Punxsutawney Phil...
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humorous,
WATCH OUT LITTLE EARS ABOUT
My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,...
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grandchild,
Me And That DogGet out of that or I'll skin you alive she would say
Me and that dog would head for the woods right away
We were not abused
Just...
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childhood, dog,
she gets the last wordShe’ll scream like hell I’m your mother!
And introject There’s no other!
But your disrespect
Means all must expect
We’re nature’s target to smother...
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mother, nature,
the mars manMusk has deployed a mother lode
Trump’s tariffs can't ever erode!
His influence gift
Means we get short shrift
And Earth is his private commode
...
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Categories:
abuse, bullying, environment, money,
Three Sides to Every Story
“I hear sounds on the roof,” Mama said.
From her bedroom she rushed, and her head
she stuck out the door.
Seeing snow, nothing more,
she yelled, “Nothing’s there,...
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christmas,
My Balloon to the Moon
I flew to the moon holding my balloon
Heard angels singing in heavenly tune
I watched fairies dancing
Which was most entrancing
It was magic made in the...
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Categories:
childhood, dream,
Happy Holidays, A Limerick SongFinally, it is that time of the year
Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer ...
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limerick, christmas, fun, holiday,
Holiday Limericks
Young Mary wanted to learn how to cook,
she didn’t like the recipes of the book.
So, chose her...
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humorous,
Beware, Moon too fragile isIf COVID lockdowns can turn the Moon cold,
Colonizing it oh, what not would hold.
Having ruined Mother Earth,
Should man make Moon his hearth?
The satellite’s far too...
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earth, moon,
Mother Tells MeMum said, "No sex before marriage,
It tarnishes the union’s carriage.”
I’m in her wedding photo,
What happened to her motto?
Why the rain of words that discourage?
September 1,...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, mother,
Mr ClintonMr Clinton, why did you tell white lies?
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise
You made me feel so silly
I gave...
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Categories:
america, blue, corruption, deep,