Lost Limerick Poems

Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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I know a translator named Randy,
whose skill with dialects is dandy.
But I have the advantage
of knowing sign language,
and it really is quite handy.
...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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There was a zoo keeper named Dot
Who lost things and also forgot
‘Now where’s the giraffe’
She asked and then laughed
‘Oh there you are; get in here...

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I think I lost my teddy bears.
He’ll do anything on a dare.
His brother is thin.
He’s his younger twin.
They probably went to the fair.
...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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Hubby was pottering in our garden when off the cuff,
He said I’ve looked everywhere but can't find fluff
Our cat and, must plant these pansies,
But I’ve...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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You’re an odd lyric 

An improvised schtick 

Lost in departure 

Own drum marcher 

Vanishing quick 
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There once was a world resource bank
Where aliens would freely yank
Incredible shares
But the wealth for all heirs
Was lost and their planet did tank...

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When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped

We...

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In the end a love turned bitter
Once fresh bouquet starts to wither
Their hearts bear all the strain
Of love's cruel distain
Their sour love tale I deliver...

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The quarterback did his thing
He played ball like he was a king
His players didn't step up
They played like a young pulp
Lost a chance at a...

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Mistress Nancy lost her shoes.
Dancing  nude at Bonnaroo.
Tickles her fancy.
With Master Yancy.
On romantic interludes.


...

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There was virile voyager called Stanley,
with sucking lips he could blaze cold alley.
In journey from top downward
his machismo got devoured,
on V-night he lost way in...

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