Introspection Limerick Poems

There once were some voters from here
With factual knowledge unclear
Once in voting booths
Without simple truths
Picked with whom they'd rather drink beer...

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Repeat of the four-year refrain
Pits demented versus insane
We who are pundits
Say please call it quits
And would toast their obits with champagne...

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Backbone in pieces left stressed,
to put in work no interest;
You want a free lunch 
yet binge 'Candy Crush';
No wonder you are depressed....

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latte swimming milky sea

frothy waves of harmony

carmel drizzle brace

morning coffee grace

comfort sip each day's decree.
...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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It cannot really be too smart 
even if it knows your last cart;
A.I’s subversive,
just write in cursive;
Computers won’t know where to start....

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There once was a poet who screeched like a monkey
Belligerent cuss and stubborn as a donkey
Was quite disputatious
Boringly vexatious
In fact, I'd be inclined to label...

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Conscious of well-being status and fame
Mr. Muscle prays, “Give me steadfast frame…”
yet panicky is his mind
midst words he’s trying to find...
"Lord, forgive my over confident...

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I’m just a cow chewing my cud
     if a bull, I could be a stud
      ...

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It's befitting to call Trump a 'Lame Duck'
Cares only about himself; what a schmuck!
He won't admit defeat
"I WON," he types in tweet
Shame on him. He...

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Trump's mad at Fox. His twitter fingers are loose
Typing they've forgotten he's their golden goose
Tweet tweet each angry word
Clearly he is absurd
He's the thug in...

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Lulled by the summer breeze enchantment

He succumbed to sleep* dream's engagement

First, he plunged to pool pleasure

Ending with lounging leisure…

Now, he prays against work retrenchment.

*Proverbs 20:13...

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Little Johnny Walker,
       he was quite a talker;
He's seen a woman,
       so he...

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Morning of the Resurrection
Caused a bit of introspection
The first to rise
Was in disguise
How did she escape detection?...

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I looked at my community, and everything was ruined.
I thought, "It's a conspiracy; it's someone else's doing."

Day by day, I blamed the world---angry and frustrated:
The...

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