Horse Limerick Poems

My grandfather once told his horse:
You may not lose job now, of course,
But may, sometime later
To one who drives tractor,
Try, learn new things 'you' to...

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       The King of Greece went on a blind date
       The lady thought...

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Okapi thought he was a horse
Attempted to blend in, of course
Zebras kicked him out
Horses ran about
But okapi had no remorse
...

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The beast must have rest—it's a horse
If not your quest's over—of course
These trips had required
Getting tired and mired
Cars from this hard work—us divorce...

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My kingdom for a horse he said
Yet Richard the Third we've not read
Though the play's assigned
Shakespeare’s such a grind
We'd sooner chill with Mister Ed...

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Their gracefulness during dressage
Brings us bliss like we're on a hajj
We know to repay
Horseplay on display
With a sweet spa pedi massage...

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Riders exert steering forces
Horses respond and track courses
For gait-along ease
A dah-dit leg squeeze
Serves steeds and their Morse code sources...

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Paddy went tae the Curragh racecourse
Bet his all on the favourite horse
Noo he’s back in Kilkenny
Withoot even a penny
Tae cry in his  Guinness wae...

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I tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...

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    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
  ...

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Everyone’s ranting about this A.I.
They’re hopping mad but I can’t figure why
It’s just for the best
That things have progressed
I know it’s true… I’m a real...

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At Little Big Horn in the prairie grass
Custer was known as Yellow Hair alas.
  But it was Custer who fell
  and Crazy Horse...

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A few things laws may him deprive,
Still, to White House Trump may arrive.
And if serves felony,
May collect a bounty
Of horse and gun and Dollars five.
A...

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The two mares owned by Mister Muller

One was dark and the other duller

But the one it was said

Was more a shade of red

That's a horse...

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I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...

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