Horse Limerick Poems

The two mares owned by Mister Muller

One was dark and the other duller

But the one it was said

Was more a shade of red

That's a horse...

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I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...

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            James Dean Bob Marley,  
       a...

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Luck Rides A Stick Horse
Miracle Man
1/2023

My old Bronc Buster friend named Bucky.
From a California city that’s named Truckee.
He paid me no heed,
concerning his steed,
So old...

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I once knew a cowboy named Stew
Riding broncs caused him to ahchoo
The broncs didn’t care
Bucking in the air
It was all they knew how to do
...

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a man with legs of a tree

galloped like nonsense set free

with a flip and flop

he skipped over top

a barn full of revelry.
...

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There once was a king named pride
Who took his horse out for a ride
Then he hit a rock
And fell off quite mcked
And his crown could...

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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Ted is a novice when skating on ice
Kept slipping and falling twenty times twice
Body shattered and battered
And his teeth were all scattered	
Prayed the tooth fairy...

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She ran through the streets lickety-split
like a fine race horse chomping her bit
	a race for the throne
	winner gets the cone
cold ice cream crown a tasty...

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A lady whose horse broke its leg
drank herself drunk from a keg.
	“I can’t live in this world,”
	she pined, “without the old girl,
so, please, shoot us...

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My friend, Don Quixote, a stubborn fool
  Didn't own a horse, so he rode a mule
    First he said, 'What's next?'
...

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A bold, bullly bronc buster called Custer
Broke stallions with sharp spurs and vile bluster. 
As champ his wins caused great grief,
Yet all riders called him...

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There was once a rotten scoundrel named Reid

   Who filched a horse in a moment of greed

      As...

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No Milord, it can wait— this software,
Let’s talk of what wears hard— the hardware. 
Let justice come in time, 
Ye better prove it’s prime, 
On...

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