Bought Me a Russian Horse

    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
       What would I feed it
       What does a horse eat
    Horse ordered vodka with beet borscht, of course
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Gauthier Avatar
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Aha ~ of course
Conn Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You got your race horses that race and you got you Russian horses that rush.
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Not to mention the Etruscan horses that truck. lol.
Goldsmith Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Way tooooo funny. Love this fun write. Thanks for the laugh... Have a fun day as you write away..................
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Soooooo nice of you to say so, Paula. Keep smiling.
Kendrick Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Cute one. LOL..I have heard they drink vodka, and I would think that beets would grow in that cold climate. Thanks for sharing. Sara K
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes, indeed. Borscht is a Russian favorite, as well as cabbage soup.
Bangalee Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thumbs up for the last line
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Aw, jest horsin' around there, Mahtab. lol. Thanks, gw
Tor Avatar
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lol my kind of horse Gershon. Did you have a shot with him? lol
Tor Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lol
Wolf Avatar
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Drank that Russki horse right under his red barn door, Michael. I can hold my liquor. ~ Drink N. Clink
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