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AI ForNever

Everyone’s ranting about this A.I. They’re hopping mad but I can’t figure why It’s just for the best That things have progressed I know it’s true… I’m a real modern guy Tell me what’s wrong with machine written odes That someone’s phone drafted in binary codes It really don’t matter If romantic patter With no human touch, is just one of loads I ain’t losing sleep like all of you sheep Whingeing like somebody killed Miss Bo Peep Synthetic emotion Should cause no commotion I’ve got other hobbies so I won’t weep I enjoy painting pictures of winter Take my time; when I paint I’m no sprinter My techie mate Ricky Just Samsungs a quickie… Which will spew from his full colour printer Went to the races where I placed a bet Armed with the best tip I’d ever had yet But my horse was beat By some sneaky cheat Who rode not a horse, but a high speed jet Got a call from my agent and mentor And she mentioned the novel I’d sent her “We’ve read lots of those, The one that we chose, Is a book written by pressing ENTER.” I now comprehend what I hadn’t seen No point in poems writ by a machine So please don’t mislead By making me read Poems, if penned by an iPhone fifteen

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Date: 10/7/2024 2:47:00 PM
This had me laughing out loud Terry. Clever and witty and so much sarcasm and truth. Thank you for posting....
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Date: 10/7/2024 6:58:00 AM
You my funny friend are so blasted clever with your humour!! Honestly, l just loved that and as always the last line a real beauty!! Well done you!! Debx
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Date: 10/6/2024 5:01:00 PM
Humorous take Terry. I think my next poem will be tongue in cheek. How about... Fie! There be witches among us!
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Date: 10/6/2024 4:01:00 PM
You had me worried there for a while. Glad you came around. Lol you are something!
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Lin Lane
Date: 10/6/2024 4:26:00 PM
Take care of yourself, Deputy
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Terry Flood
Date: 10/6/2024 4:12:00 PM
Ha ha… I did consider adding an advisory - ‘Read it all before throwing rocks’. I felt that might reveal the twist. Yes Lin, I am something… I’ll let you know when I’ve figured out what… gotta go, my joints need oiling!

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