Heartbreak Limerick Poems

Dropped the receiver, when Jill tried to phone
my old retriever, won’t pick up his bone
no more beer or cigarettes
I’m still here, with my regrets
she’s in...

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Do you think that you've broken my heart?
Or I'm hopeless now that we're apart?
I'm fine now that you're gone, 
But just don't turn it on...

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Stunning beauty! Her face truly was.
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Her steps left footprints of lust.
My marital vows, in dust.
Drunkenness painted her with...

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The Homeless
Miracle Man
10/5/2024

Many years the sidewalk was their only bed.
Most never opted for anything better instead
Their pillow a stone,
Most died all alone,
Today in a grave...

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There are stories I've put behind me
Like the fellow that left me unkindly,
But if I need a token
Of that guy from Hoboken,
The string on my...

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Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint




Put Your...

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Got a Christmas card, “To the one I love”
My eyes lit up bright as the stars above
On the back, what hurt me
“Four for the price...

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I opened the mail with trepidation 
Reading the words with great hesitation 
	Stunned at the message 
	My life a wreckage 
She’d wed another–humiliation. 




9/01/2020...

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It hurts the Lord, who is everything
Adultery wounds unlike anything
Brings about divorce
It takes you off course
Forces you to give back your wedding ring...

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Love is Fickle

There was a young man from Medina
Who had a young wife named Regina
She fell for the waiter
And they left for Decatur
now Regina is...

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Childhood mem'ries, happy childhood mem'ries
When the world was beautiful and sunny
I laid down my head and prayed
For new toys and for good grades
I did not...

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I never understood Brangelina
                   Unsure, cautious within...

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In spite of my charms and amazing good looks
Must be honest, I'm also a bit of a crook
I'll steal ladies' hearts
Just for a lark
Then run...

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Sorted and Escorted Then Deported

Illegal immigrants all were sorted,
Out and they had been  escorted,
Had occurred;
Crying heard,
Then did end up being deported.

So sad seeing a...

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Trophy close on sight, no need to tire
agents of victory queue for a hire
yet still under hope
so steep is this slope
access to the gain is...

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