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A Cheat For Christmas

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Got a Christmas card, “To the one I love” My eyes lit up bright as the stars above On the back, what hurt me “Four for the price of three” Told him where to shove his love and BOGOF. Christmas 2020

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/30/2020 6:18:00 AM

LOL! No one wants to be part of a harem.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/30/2020 8:19:00 AM

Ha, a harem would scare anyone off. Thanks Kim... Belle

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/29/2020 2:26:00 AM

Lol, Lol a fun, clever witty poem with great content - 'Told him where to shove his love and BOGOF ha, ha,ha. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/30/2020 8:17:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer, it made me laugh reading what your reply said. Blessings and hugs. Belle

Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/27/2020 2:31:00 PM

Ha!! Ha!! Well, at least he is conservative. Thanks for dropping by. Sara

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/27/2020 3:58:00 PM

You say that in his defence. Thank you Sara~ Belle

Paul Callus

Date: 12/26/2020 3:20:00 AM

Lol this nearly made me choke over my coffee, Belle! That end line is superb. Hope the rest of the Christmas cards made up for it! ~ Best regards // paul

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/27/2020 3:57:00 PM

Paul that made me laugh, you nearly choking on your coffee. The rest of the Christmas cards were sublime. Thank you! Belle

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/24/2020 10:34:00 AM

Its the fine print every time! Aloha! Rico

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/24/2020 11:15:00 AM

It is Rico, cheaters everywhere beware. Thank you ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/23/2020 10:35:00 PM

Heck, he goes for bargains. Just pity him. ~~

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/23/2020 10:44:00 PM

He didn’t bargain on me - Pity him, pity me (a-ha)... Thank you Victor ~~ Belle

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 12/23/2020 3:46:00 PM

LOL... so cute. adorable. God B L E S S you with a beautiful Christmas

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/23/2020 4:25:00 PM

Thank you so much Regina, God bless you with a beautiful Christmas too... Belle

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/23/2020 1:18:00 PM

Surely its the thought that counts ( trying to keep a straight face lol) Good one Belle. Tom

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/23/2020 1:35:00 PM

Oh Tom, that made me laugh, pity he never thought to take the sticker off the back of the card. Thank you, Belle

Jan Allison

Date: 12/23/2020 12:43:00 PM

ha ha ha this is so hilarious Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/23/2020 12:50:00 PM

Ah, Thank you very much Jan ~ Hugs Belle xx :-)

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/23/2020 12:25:00 PM

Lol! Belle, This is hilarious. I laughed out loud reading the last line:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 12/23/2020 12:44:00 PM

Glad this gave you a laugh Alexis, there’s nothing better than laughter to give one a lift...Thank you, Belle :-)