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A Cheat For Christmas

Got a Christmas card, “To the one I love”
My eyes lit up bright as the stars above
On the back, what hurt me
“Four for the price of three”
Told him where to shove his love and BOGOF.

Christmas 2020

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Kim Rodrigues December 30, 2020 at 6:18 AM LOL! No one wants to be part of a harem. Beryl Edmonds December 30, 2020 at 8:19 AM Ha, a harem would scare anyone off. Thanks Kim... Belle

Jennifer Proxenos December 29, 2020 at 2:26 AM Lol, Lol a fun, clever witty poem with great content - 'Told him where to shove his love and BOGOF ha, ha,ha. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Beryl Edmonds December 30, 2020 at 8:17 AM Thanks Jennifer, it made me laugh reading what your reply said. Blessings and hugs. Belle

Sara Kendrick December 27, 2020 at 2:31 PM Ha!! Ha!! Well, at least he is conservative. Thanks for dropping by. Sara Beryl Edmonds December 27, 2020 at 3:58 PM You say that in his defence. Thank you Sara~ Belle

Paul Callus December 26, 2020 at 3:20 AM Lol this nearly made me choke over my coffee, Belle! That end line is superb. Hope the rest of the Christmas cards made up for it! ~ Best regards // paul Beryl Edmonds December 27, 2020 at 3:57 PM Paul that made me laugh, you nearly choking on your coffee. The rest of the Christmas cards were sublime. Thank you! Belle

Rico Leffanta December 24, 2020 at 10:34 AM Its the fine print every time! Aloha! Rico Beryl Edmonds December 24, 2020 at 11:15 AM It is Rico, cheaters everywhere beware. Thank you ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar December 23, 2020 at 10:35 PM Heck, he goes for bargains. Just pity him. ~~ Beryl Edmonds December 23, 2020 at 10:44 PM He didn’t bargain on me - Pity him, pity me (a-ha)... Thank you Victor ~~ Belle

Regina Mcintosh December 23, 2020 at 3:46 PM LOL... so cute. adorable. God B L E S S you with a beautiful Christmas Beryl Edmonds December 23, 2020 at 4:25 PM Thank you so much Regina, God bless you with a beautiful Christmas too... Belle

Tom Cunningham December 23, 2020 at 1:18 PM Surely its the thought that counts ( trying to keep a straight face lol) Good one Belle. Tom Beryl Edmonds December 23, 2020 at 1:35 PM Oh Tom, that made me laugh, pity he never thought to take the sticker off the back of the card. Thank you, Belle

Jan Allison December 23, 2020 at 12:43 PM ha ha ha this is so hilarious Belle:-) hugs Jan xx Beryl Edmonds December 23, 2020 at 12:50 PM Ah, Thank you very much Jan ~ Hugs Belle xx :-)

Alexis Y. December 23, 2020 at 12:25 PM Lol! Belle, This is hilarious. I laughed out loud reading the last line:-) Alexis Beryl Edmonds December 23, 2020 at 12:44 PM Glad this gave you a laugh Alexis, there’s nothing better than laughter to give one a lift...Thank you, Belle :-)