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Growing Up Limerick Poems

These Growing Up Limerick poems are examples of poetry about Growing Up Limerick. These are the best examples of Limerick Growing Up poems written by international poets.

Total Recall

Was your jaw ever hit at some watering place
Yes, I have on occasion hit a fist with my face
His incorrect answer,
Scar tissue, not cancer.
That Doctor...

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Categories: cancer, conflict, growing up,

Do As I Say, Not As I Did


Some kids hear, “NO sex till you’re wed”
from parents who long ago said,
   “Babe, let’s get it on,”
    then sneaked...

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Categories: growing up, sensual, youth,

My dad

There once was a time when I was younger 
When the thrills of life I did hunger
But as time has passed
Moments dont last
Where did that...

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Categories: growing up, youth,

The Fastest Girl in Town

   Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
   By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
   ...

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Categories: growing up, woman,

superstar

lola smalanna was fine

until she turned about nine

when mother brought home

an eclectic tome

and her stars did misalign.
...

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Categories: destiny, growing up, humor,

A Gypsy Woman Said:

"First a student, me,
Then, a worker bee,
Next, I will retire
Before I expire.
Finally, geezer-of-leisure free."...

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Categories: career, destiny, growing up,

Hit the World

Whenever life is at its best 
No one ever see to the test
But when comes the worse 
Don't take it a curse
Rather seek its cause...

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Categories: angel, art, blue, confidence,

Three Bawdy Limericks I Wish I Hadn'T Written

A progressive mother across the street
Taught her twelve-year-old how to beat his meat
Gave him a graphic lesson,
She was proudly confessin’
In ways, I think, this mother...

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Categories: funny, growing up, humor,

Bat and Gat: Chicken Thief

What a sad day out on the farm;
A raccoon got a chicken, did harm.
At the edge of the heather,
The large pile of feathers
Was enough to...

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Categories: animal, hero, silly,

Birthday Limerick

On a cool October breeze in 1973,
A child was born with a blanket worn;
That baby was cute, little me.

Two days before Halloween,
The first things I...

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Categories: family, growing up, happy

Every Child No Einstein Is

Childhood’s no longer a time to chill,
We’ve found ways child’s very child to kill!
Time then to draw a line—
Every child's no Einstein,
S@tire that enough of...

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Categories: career, childhood, education, growing

Sleep

You betrayed me, I trusted you 
Now look here there are only a few
I leave for a bit 
I come back to sit 
My dessert...

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Categories: 11th grade, betrayal, food,

Lewd Awakening

A young girl with bosom to spare
Thought men would adore her firm pair
And found - in a pinch -
Men may grow an inch
But none come...

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Categories: growing up,

Pub Or Tea

A teenage girl defied her ma
And went downtown without her bra
But no boys were there
And girls did not care
What a dud thrill "Life in the...

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Categories: growing up,

Such Testing Times

I had my covid 19 test today
Twas uncomfy that’s all I will say
Swabbed my throat then my nose
Nose was clean there’s no crows*
I’m happy that...

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Categories: health, humorous,