Twisted Fairytales

Rumpel Still's kin are a strange lot With names not easily forgot But he was kept asleep By his cousin, the creep Moonshine Still was the guilty sot Rumpel had walked deep in the wood Where Moon was with bros in the hood Distilling white lightning The scene was frightning They drugged Rumpel more than they should Moon left him leaning 'gainst a tree Rump's whereabouts, a mystery By now you realize I have mixed up two guys Rip Van Winkle's and Rump's his'try Rip slept for years in the Catskills Rump drugged for finding Moon's stills Rip was greedy for gold Rump was growing tree mold Twisted fairytales of ill will hmmmm oh wait... that's still twisted!!