Three Bawdy Limericks I Wish I Hadn'T Written

A progressive mother across the street Taught her twelve-year-old how to beat his meat Gave him a graphic lesson, She was proudly confessin’ In ways, I think, this mother hard to beat. When the time comes get right down to it Having a good poop is a fine sit Quite relaxing, in fact, Once you get the knack Ten minutes is a jolly good sh*t. A boy in Winchester rubbed it raw I think, frankly, that practice takes some gall As a doctor I grimaced, This young lad was the dimmest That day of all the young patients I saw.
Written May 22, 2022

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Date: 5/23/2022 12:26:00 AM
Your muse had a mischievous glint in her eye when you wrote these Milton, hilarious. Tom. PS, I think Lasaad meant mischievous thought lol.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/23/2022 8:19:00 AM
Thanks, Tom. I have no explanations and no excuses. They just popped into my head as I was trying to get the limerick rhythm down correctly. I pondered long and hard before posting them, but then I thought why not? We all have a erotic, sensual side to us, and we are all adults (I assume).
Date: 5/22/2022 8:21:00 PM
I'm glad you wrote them, Milt. Getting it out of your system you certainly did. Love them all no 3 though i like best.
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Date: 5/22/2022 9:26:00 PM
I really surprised myself, harry, but after I wrote them I figured I might as well go the whole way. Glad you enjoyed them.
Date: 5/22/2022 5:34:00 PM
Not sure that you actually wrote these, let alone posted them. Gives credence to the 'Shakespeare never existed' hypothesis... Milt, are you there? Milt?... Milt? -- No response... Just as I thought... O.K. I'm going to scan the sky for UFO's and then dive into my 'Who was Lee Harvey Oswald?' reading for the night... lol.
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Date: 5/22/2022 6:37:00 PM
Your response was even more than I expected, gw. Thanks! I loved it. Makes me almost glad I wrote these. Yep, I did! Hey, even I have a naughty streak!
Date: 5/22/2022 2:40:00 PM
Milt, this is exceptionally well-written poetry. The poem you wrote has a great deal of significant thought. This was one that I thought to be quite pleasant. The pace and images both captivated me. I am grateful for your visit to my page as well as your comment.
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/22/2022 6:38:00 PM
Significant thought? C'mon, Lasaad!
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