Freedom Limerick Poems

I greet you with my canary tweet
Sweet midst liberty your meow can’t beat
Let’s have duet now
For sure, it’s a wow…
Along melody of freedom treat. 
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Just climb onto the back of my Harley
And we shall ride to the songs of Bob Marley,
   In no time at all
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Retirement offers things new
I'm shouting a hip-hip yahoo
If what you’re feeling
Comes from a glass ceiling
Stop squealing and just say I'm through!

Retirement offers a lift
With no...

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  Mathematics is sure not my forte
  Nor are chemistry or physics ok
    I'd really like to roam free
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once a big turkey named terry

in feathers that were quite hairy

gobbled on with glee

i'll escape you'll see

and found a portal less scary.
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It is to do with pilgrims or something
Round up the turkeys and buffalo wing
Quite hard to celebrate
Aware of turkey's fate
I prefer our New Years Eve...

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Will the house our cadaver impeach?
Mike's abused his freedom of speech
With head in the sand
Johnson takes command
Like a selfish son of a beach...

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Chess perhaps be the only game
That mirrors life men live—so tame:
King, as men in kingdom,
Cannot move in freedom, 
Queen, any which way in the frame!
If...

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Smiting spread of gaseous explosion blow
He sprayed baby cologne with fresh mint glow
As classmates guessed puzzling scent
Poop came out as toilet-sent…
Then he blurted, “Thanks* God...

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There once was a lady named Jan 
Explored number twos with a plan
She saw the potential 
Of the quintessential 
Polished poop delivered deadpan

1st place...

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there was a girl named Alice
preferred to write while braless
 	wrote poems by rules
	while wearing her mules
her fingers were getting a callous

the contest rules were...

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Once renowned for its mighty wall,
China seems gearing for great fall,
It should no one surprise
Should a revolt arise,
Hell and its crafty school
Are not known long...

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I have a cat with fur as soft as silk
Always Keeps a greedy eye on my milk
A cutie, I love so much
Sometimes, she acts like...

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Xi's eyes really slant toward Taiwan
He'd grab it if we'd just be gone
The things in that land
Could strengthen his hand
And help him work on his...

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Taiwan makes Xi's eyes really slant
Jinping rants how freedom just can't
Rule over this place
That belongs to his race
So he'll grab it as part of a...

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