Holiday Fun

The snowman’s in deep and dirty.
He’s melting on gal that’s flirty.
     Seems Frosty is bit
     by Frostina’s knit.
He’s fallen for snow that’s perdy.

Too many of HO ho ho hums,
bored Santa does meet up with chums.
     His time, with a plum,
     all sugary yum.
His beard is all dirty with crumbs.

Seems Rudolph has stolen the sleigh.
Gives ride to a doe from L. A.
     The Eve, he forgot,
     but Santa will not.
Now, shoveling coal without pay.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Freie Avatar
August 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Poor Santa, he was such a sad sack. Shoveling coal might break his bad back. That could cause a real panic attack. Hide the milk and cookies, he now relies on Elven rookies. This holiday will never be the same.
Goldsmith Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your Fun Limerick writes. Have a fun day/week with your win as you write away..................
Rodrigues Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Thank you! Will have to read some but perhaps later.
Kitchin Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Kim, congratulations on your first place win, your limerick set and cute and creative.
Rodrigues Avatar
January 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Thank you somuch! I had fun writing!
Foster Avatar
December 30, 2024 at 8:39 AM
This was silly... We need more silly in the world... Have the best holidays... Merry Christmas... and May the Lord truly Bless your NEW YEAR... Ann
Rodrigues Avatar
December 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Cheers to silly! Thank you, Ann! Blessings in the New Year! Hugs
Anaya Avatar
December 25, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Lol!! You've got quite the imagination, hilarious Kim. Merry Christmas !! ha ha, L.A. Great picture (Avatar)! ~Anaya xo
Rodrigues Avatar
December 26, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Thank you, Anaya! LOL :)
Hind Avatar
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
HAHAHA LOL :D
Rodrigues Avatar
December 26, 2024 at 6:43 AM
LOL :) xx
Fisher Avatar
December 22, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Lol, love the imagination in these fun limericks! I wonder if Frostina has a sister-asking for a friend.
Rodrigues Avatar
December 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
LOL…thanks! Perhaps Jill Frost ;)
Wolf Avatar
December 21, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Rudolph got what he deserved... Cute limericks for the holiday, Kim.
Rodrigues Avatar
December 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Bad Rudolph…lol! Hope that night was worth it. Thank you, my friend!
Williams Avatar
December 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Oh no did he miss his date night with Mrs Santa, while Rudolph was converting with his Doe. Lol - A Happy Christmas to you and your family dear Kim. Thanks for the entertainment. Hugs Maria
Rodrigues Avatar
December 21, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Happy Christmas, dear Maria! Glad it was entertaining.
Edmonds  Avatar
December 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Great Limericks Kim… Santa fumed because he got dirty - No chance of the wife getting flirty - It was their date night. - But she screamed in fright - Then went out on the town with Gertie…… Beryl
Rodrigues Avatar
December 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Could have happened that way for Mrs. St. Nick. Thank you, Beryl!
Rolland Avatar
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
so much fun, and reading with delight, enjoyed merry christmas to you and family
Rodrigues Avatar
December 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
So glad! Merry Chriatmas to you and your family!! Hugs
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