Computer Limerick Poems

Reboots already done before, 
that's the art we've got in store;
March to the tune of A.l,
use human emotion why?
They want the auto-pop I abhor....

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It’s so hard to be vulnerable, 
dealing with drama is horrible;
Decided to be real,
forgot you needed to heal;
Ghosted emojis are incorrigible....

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My pc died this week
It was old from back in the day
Should have a stamp of B.C.
The lord used it before me
Holds hostage my muse...

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The government antitrust case
Could iPhone apps bust and erase
While cores from this trial
Face seeds of denial
Apple picking will stay in place...

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Can threesomes avoid apoplexy?
To have more than one might be sexy
He was amused
When his asks were confused
By the "girls" in the room called Alexi 
...

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Santa's aging computer had been hacked
So now his naughty and good list he lacked
He just didnt know
Which houses to go 
His ire ended with his...

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Judging you by your emojis 
they disclose untold stories;
Those that get the click
more than just one pick;
Not so random categories....

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Out of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk,
no pictures I may start to squawk;
Deep thoughts flabbergasted,
blank conversation thread;
Kids got further with sidewalk chalk....

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A software programmer named Arty Fishal
Tried to design something beneficial
But his programming
Was rather damming
Not unlike intelligence, artificial

As they push their wannabe pie in the sky
In...

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Fingertips move the keyboard taps,
over time my patience just snaps;
Pulse raises in my bloodstream 
hard to hold back a scream
when you shout at me in...

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Said the I-pad to the HP up tight
You just can’t get anything write
You’re a blathering twit
Lacking feeling or wit
Mindless “thoughts” lacking feeling or “byte”

John G....

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Oh you pitiful copycat,
fake accounts you’re getting fat;
Polluting my shadow Spam,
you can’t be who I am;
That’s a dead person’s photograph....

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It cannot really be too smart 
even if it knows your last cart;
A.I’s subversive,
just write in cursive;
Computers won’t know where to start....

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You may think me a bit of a jerk,
and I thought I knew how this stuff worked,
but my Soup emails dash
right straight into the trash,
and...

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Unfollow then you follow back, 
moving forward just to backtrack; 
Bloated insta inflator
stocked refrigerator, 
you’re back before I grab a snack....

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