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Well Someone Has To Pay

Santa's aging computer had been hacked
So now his naughty and good list he lacked
He just didnt know
Which houses to go 
His ire ended with his elves being sacked.
 

Written 20th December 2023.

Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2023

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Michael Tor Date: 11/19/2024 5:42:00 AM Funny one Tom, had to come and see some of your older poetry boy did I miss some good ones. Trying to catch up. Have a lovely day... Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 11/19/2024 6:09:00 AM Thank you very much Michael, I'm happy you enjoyed it, thankfully the ransom was paid so all is good. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Joe Maverick Date: 11/16/2024 12:18:00 PM I wonder if i could get some 'part time elfers?' I could use some help right now lol)) just the Wrire for the time of year btw Tom its almost Like you planned it.? Not that i'm inferring anything..Nothing.! Well you know what I mean' I hope.? Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 11/16/2024 12:43:00 PM Lol Joe, last I heard, a businessman paid the random and the elves reinstated. So all is now well. Tom

Alesia Leach Date: 9/11/2024 12:52:00 PM Aah, poor Santa and the elves, I guess all the children where luck last year. Wonderful writing. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 9/11/2024 1:09:00 PM Thank you Alesia, word on the street is he had a change of heart and paid the ransom and the elves have been reinstated. Tom

Eileen Manassian Date: 7/21/2024 12:47:00 PM Ha ha! Good one. I enjoyed this witty piece. Good thing it happened because I'm sure I'm on the naughty list. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 7/21/2024 1:48:00 PM Thanks Eileen, I've been on the naughty list more than once, then I grew up. Lol Tom

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 4/25/2024 1:20:00 AM Many fall prey to shrewd criminals, but are they as diligent and as cautious as they should be. Today's world is full of angst and criminals One can be a little slow on the computer, and hey presto they get you . Great advice you give us though Tom through your poetic talent . Blessings Jennifer Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 4/25/2024 12:56:00 PM Thank you Jennifer, They say criminals will start using AI, they’re getting real clever at what they do.Internet providers need to keep one step ahead. Tom

Aparajita Bhattacharjee Date: 3/11/2024 8:39:00 PM On reading your poem these lines came to me: Are you Satan in sweet disguise? Elves have left, what a surprise! Beaten hither, with nothing left, Christmas is spent, you see red! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 3/12/2024 12:31:00 AM Thank you Aparajita, taking it out on his elves wasn't a nice thing to do. Glad it inspired you, welcome to poetry soup. Tom

Karen Jones Date: 2/10/2024 1:05:00 AM Not even Santa is immune to crime such a shame! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 2/10/2024 4:22:00 AM Lol, thank you Karen, sign of the times. Enjoy your weekend. Tom

Lisa Ricci Date: 1/14/2024 3:34:00 AM Tom Tom Tom. Good Morning. Even Santa does not escape hackers. Poor Santa and children too. Although you wrote within true limerick fashion it truly upsets me when people have to violate and harm others and violate and harm all our devices too. Its just so unfair. We can all relate because it has happened to us all. Thank you for sharing your skilled talent and for sharing both humor and reality too. Have a wonderful morning and day. Peace and Blessings always. (smile) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/14/2024 10:36:00 AM Thank you very much Lisa, it angers me when I hear about people being taken advantage of on the Internet, many have become the victims of scams. Hope you have a lovely weekend. Tom

Paul Bell Date: 1/8/2024 10:54:00 AM It was always going to happen. Do you notice that when computers go down, headless chickens appear? Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/8/2024 1:29:00 PM Thank you Paul, the problem is getting worse with hackers getting smart, I wonder what AI will bring, more headless chickens no doubt lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios Date: 1/5/2024 4:06:00 AM Hi Tom. Thanks for the great holiday limerick and your friendship which I greatly appreciate.. Best wishes for the new year. From all of us.. Pajngie, Elena and Butch Login to Reply Panagiota Romios Date: 1/5/2024 6:03:00 AM Tom, i realized this was my second comment to your poem!! Ooops, sorry, but you are worthTWO as noth friend and poet.eddie will be majoring in business in college!andas you know, he will do well in whatever he does. Hes a 100 per cent player in life with tons of compassiom. T,y pangie. Tom Cunningham Date: 1/5/2024 5:50:00 AM Thank you very much Pangie, Christmas goes so quickly. Hope you all have a happy and healthy New year and that Eddie finds his dream college. Tom

Joe Maverick Date: 1/1/2024 5:07:00 PM I hope he didn't whack'em as well Tom? He's a hefty lump old santa' Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 1/1/2024 9:31:00 PM Thank you very much Joe, he didn't get the chance as he couldn't catch them with that big belly he carries around lol Happy New year. Tom

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/28/2023 11:01:00 AM I enjoyed reading your creative/fun Limerick write. Guess Santa needs a Santa to bring him a new computer. Hahaha!!! "Happy New Year 2024" ................. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/28/2023 11:25:00 AM Thank you very much Paula, either that or a good antivirus lol. Hope you too have a happy and healthy New year. Tom

Judy Ball Date: 12/28/2023 7:20:00 AM OOHOO! When you can't find out who did the deed everybody gets punished. Good one Tom. God Bless and Happy New Year to you and yours. Hope Santa finds more elves before next Christmas. JB Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/28/2023 7:56:00 AM Thank you very much Judy, The last I heard there was an online recruiting drive for elves lol. Hope your new year brings you good health and happiness. Tom

Valsa George Date: 12/25/2023 4:11:00 AM So much amusing. About Santa, you have been always at your comical best. I remember having read some of the best humorous poems on him ! Happy Christmas dear Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/25/2023 6:42:00 AM Thank you very much Valsa, glad you enjoyed the humour. Merry Christmas to you too Valsa. Tom

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/23/2023 7:28:00 AM OH, NO! I hope he finds those lists. Good one, Tom! Janice Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/23/2023 8:48:00 AM Thank you very much Janice, Last I heard money had changed hands and all is well for Christmas eve lol. Merry Christmas. Tom

Panagiota Romios Date: 12/22/2023 8:06:00 PM I lve it Tom, how hilaious and jovia, Merry Christmas Panjgie… Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/22/2023 8:07:00 PM Thank you very much Pangie, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Merry Christmas to you too. Tom

Heidi Sands Date: 12/22/2023 4:18:00 PM Well done Tom. Creative :) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/22/2023 8:07:00 PM Thank you very much Heidi, sign of the times lol Merry Christmas. Tom

Tony Hargreaves Date: 12/21/2023 12:02:00 PM Your visit list has been re-written as AI now has broken in Now naughty gifts have gone wrong way. Prepare for some flack Christmas day. Tony Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2023 12:47:00 PM Lol, I won't answer the door or my phone. Tom

Sam Kauffman Date: 12/21/2023 9:40:00 AM Uh-oh! If Santa ever finds out who the hackers are their names will be at the top of the naughty list and they should expect nothing but coal in their stockings for Christmas - permanently! Such a fun, yet timely, limerick, Tom! Hope you are continuing to heal! I hope you and your family have a very blessed and happy Christmas. Blessings of joy to you! Over Fork Over! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2023 10:38:00 AM Thanks Sam, coal for eternity, mind you if I got coal Id use it to keep warm.lol. I'm getting better each day now and finding things a bit easier. Can't drive until the new year so being chauffeured around at the moment (I could get used to it) Wishing you too a very happy Christmas and good health and happiness in 2024. Over Fork Over. Tom

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/21/2023 3:27:00 AM - Bad done to Santa :) - Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones, Tom :) - hugs Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2023 10:34:00 AM Thank you Anne-Lise, wishing you and your family the same. Hope 2024 is a happy one for us all. Tom

Sara Kendrick Date: 12/21/2023 2:06:00 AM Poor Santa and the whole North Pole crew. Sad news. I hope he can get it together and way his magic wand and carry on. Thanks for sharing this one with us and for dropping by my page. Sara K Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/21/2023 2:30:00 AM Thank you very much Sara, I'm confident that the problem will be resolved and the elves reinstated. Tom

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/20/2023 7:32:00 PM It's all about 'chain of command,' you little Elves. When things go well, the man at the top of the chain gets all the credit. When things go south, all you little guys get canned. ~ All's unfair in business and war, gw Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2023 8:04:00 PM Lol, thanks Gershon, at least he sacked them face to face and not by text message. The good news is a rich businessman paid off the hackers and the elves have since been reinstated ho ho ho. Tom

Duke Beaufort Date: 12/20/2023 5:21:00 PM Elves being "sacked." That is very funny, sir! I didn't even realize it was a pun until I came back to look again. Profound! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2023 8:01:00 PM Thank you Duke, I often notice American humour and English humour are different despite us both speaking the same lingo lol. Tom

Arlo Parker Date: 12/20/2023 5:02:00 PM Making a list...the old fashioned way!!! We're not ready for a woke Santa, TC. :o) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2023 7:58:00 PM Lol, thanks Arlo, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Judy Ball Date: 12/20/2023 4:25:00 PM Ooohoo! Santa was MAD? Quick go get the ginger bread and some hot chocolate! Pet the reindeer and give them a treat too! Too cute Tom. Loved it. God Bless and Merry Christmas, JB Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 12/20/2023 7:56:00 PM Thank you very much Judy, sign of the times I suppose lol. Merry Christmas to you and I hope you have a lovely day. Tom

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