Color Limerick Poems

There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven...

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A festival for all who so to hail,
Who freely get anticipatory bail
To break all social norms,
Turn on head all set forms
And get a nod, the...

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An assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit. 
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is...

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There once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,			
who was hankering for nuts,		
so he...

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The man who learns mauve from chartreuse
Is rendered quite gay by the news.
For courting sweet lasses
A man means amasses
That too many colors confuse.
...

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Hillary Hears a Who!

Who is an Amma slam?
One who Gives a Damn,
Just ask Melli,
Or Will, Sam or Ellie,
Our Hill who’s True Blue not Glam!

Who has...

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The rubiest shoes, on display,
walked yellowest bricks all the way.
The emerald glows,
but Dorothy knows
the rainbow hues melting away.

A barrel of laughs in the night.
Ho hum...

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my child eyes had grown dim

seeing life's turmoils grim

upright i protested

with new sight contested

inner vision from Him.
...

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The two mares owned by Mister Muller

One was dark and the other duller

But the one it was said

Was more a shade of red

That's a horse...

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Strict 8-8-5-5-8 meter.


I once owned a Pinto named Fred. 
Its color was some shade of red. 
I pulled on the choke. 
The steering wheel broke....

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in this mug red roses dance

ballet brewing excellence

petals entwined

sips so refined

tasteful this rosehip romance.
...

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“headlines”


given what you got.
is it what you thought?
it’s what’s best sold.
no truth need be told.
like Ripley: believe it or not....

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"ain't that something"


"absolutely nothing" written backwards we agree
is "gnihton yletulosba", but to me
what, when defined,
absolutely blows my mind;
it literally means absolutely nothing, you see...

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"dis appears"


once The Great; the greatest to have ever been
the best slight of hand hands down ever seen
but a magician is tragic
for without magic
is only...

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"drinking in spiration"


twenty-four hours in a day
twenty-four bottles in a case
the chasers are Guinnesses
but the Jameson finishes
in and of this Irish race...

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