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Holiday Limericks contest
By Tania Kitchin
Frosty the snowman needed therapy.
There's a problem with my olfactory.
No matter what scent wafts by,
Or what cologne that I try,
It's only carrots I smell, don't you see?
There once was an elf by the name of Zig.
Who, unlike the rest of the elves, grew big!
Rather than stay and not fit,
He stowed on the sleigh and split!
Now Big Ziggy the elf drives a big rig!
The snowman just didn't know what to do...
He was so afraid of catching the flu!
His carrot nose in the way,
And the mask just wouldn't stay,
So to make ears, he broke his nose in two!
Copyright © Crystol Woods | Year Posted 2025
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