Addiction Limerick Poems

Who takes brain hits diabolic?
The child of an alcoholic!
With the mind’s botox
Pain’s now in a box
Not flummoxed the kid can frolic    
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No one says my goal is to be an ex addict
Not cursing them for their confessed habit
We all fall short
Of goals my Lord
I confess to...

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There once was a young fellow from Philadelphia
Who would sometimes go into fits of hysteria
When a bombshell he viewed
He became totally unglued
Started drooling and eating...

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Marching Caterpillar

So the caterpillar has many feet;
Yet He’s not in the army, nor eats meat;
He has rhythm dances a funky beat git down;
Addiction now doesn’t...

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Though urges could empty a vault
Obsession to splurge cannot halt!
Surge spending can’t pause
Ending it might cause
Our mental gestalt to default...

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On the night before Christmas got here,
Santa relapsed, got into the beer.
You might think he’s a saint;
after twelve, though, he ain’t.
On a rampage, he shot...

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There was a young las
Who was addicted to drinking sugary soda sassafras
She gulped it all day
Made her small hips go away
As fat cells took over...

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Alcohol whispered lust to me firsthand,
I mistook my wife for a one night stand,
Drunkeness brought me the blame
Beer! Why put me into shame?
Booze then made...

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A fish stood up in AA.
Oh boy, what he had to say!
" Hi. I'm Mister Yearns,
Stay away from worms,
I got hooked after one day!"...

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Boredom deprives minds of power
Brains without purpose may sour
So shower a head
With endorphins instead
Via game apps played every hour...

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He was a great admirer of weed

And was the biggest stoner indeed

From the moment he woke

He would take a big toke

And then choke till it...

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In her front yard she was being attack
By a guy who just wanted some crack
So, she threw out some soap
Which he though was real dope
To...

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   My gambler friend was addicted to sports
   He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts
     He...

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Those boosting creation vent steam
They scream that life has a grand scheme
In fact we don't know
Where all this will go
And anything else is a dream....

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   As the year closes, Dave smells the roses
   To his girlfriend Dina he proposes
      Though...

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