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Premium Member Going Out on a Lim: A Whale of a Tale
The humpback whale is a musical fella With a sonorous voice that's remarkably "mella". He doesn't need orchestration To cause a sensation When he lets loose and belts out a tune a cappella. ...

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Categories: lim, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Going Out on a Lim: Civilization
Civilization didn't just all at once upon humanity burst, It had to be thought up, and practiced, refined, and rehearsed. And just when folks finally got the basics down, They pulled up stakes and moved to town Because living in caves was the absolute worst. ...

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Categories: lim, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Going Out on a Lim: Politically Incorrect
The next four years will improve our health And lower taxes and increase our wealth. All we have to do is dump All our ills on Donald Trump. During his first campaign, he said he could fix everything by himself. ...

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Categories: lim, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Going Out on a Lim: Not-so-Grand Opera
A Chinese opera singer named Chow Ling Had a voice that would set dogs to howling. Her high C, it was said, Could awaken the dead, And turn Buddha from laughing to scowling. ...

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Categories: lim, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Halloween Lim - New
There once was a Cassian Queen, Who went out for Halloween. Was scared of everything. Fell for a Vampire King. Giving blood, she’s always keen....

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Categories: lim, halloween,
Form: Limerick



Lim
Trump went out on a darin lim When his re-election looked grim He tried so hard To play his trump card But the outcome was very dim...

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Categories: lim, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Love Lim
Time for a love lim, how about that Rhyming 'bout mushies and getting fat Wait... it's about love Need a wee shove Kissies on the lips and elsewhere, holy crap...

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Categories: lim, kiss,
Form: Limerick

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